B-b-but M-my Kazoo? :(

b-b-but m-my kazoo? :(

"Wow...Guess he really is asleep..." You whisper, the kazoo you had been playing in an attempt to wake the Avatar of Sloth up now safely in your pocket, lest Lucifer confiscate it again.

You poke Belphie's forehead with your pointer finger, then continue poking it, because it was fun. Still Asleep Belphie seems to hate this more than you attempting to play Vivaldi's Winter on the kazoo and failing miserably, seeing as his cowlike tail swings out, wraps around your leg and pulls you to the ground.

"ARGH! What?!" You barely have time to process before you're dragged up by the tail that's latched around your ankles and quite meanly (may you add), dropped on the bed. Belphie entraps you in a hug, and thankfully this time, doesn't crush your internal organs. How sweet! <3

"Go to sleep MC...." The demon mutters half awake for a moment before drifting back off again.

You try to reach for your kazoo, for the second time, Belphie's tail whips out gently at you. "Don't even think about it." He pouts, before his expression and breathing even out once more.

You might as well get comfortable, seeing as you were now trapped for what looks to be hours.

You can't even play your kazoo.

Why do your plans always backfire? :(

More Posts from Angelunatic and Others

1 year ago
dying of diabetic ketoacidosis can be either a quick or slow painful death. it is the worst pain I have ever left in my lifetime and could be prevented for diabetics in Gaza if Israel allowed them to get insulin but they aren’t. DON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GENOCIDE !!!!!!!! https://t.co/u8YdN7TSaj

— sabrina insulina 🦋 (@sadgirlbrina) February 6, 2024

If you want to help diabetics in Gaza, please donate or boost

Help Diabetics in Gaza
Mutual Aid Diabetes
Help diabetics escape . UN News/Ziad Taleb The UN reported, “Goods humanitarians are trying to bring into Gaza… ‘seem to be prohibited by th

Tags
7 months ago
This Should Make You Angry. Children In Gaza Have Been Out Of School For A Whole Year And Will Be Out

this should make you angry. children in gaza have been out of school for a whole year and will be out of school as long as the israeli invasion continues. palestinian children live in flimsy tents which do not offer them any protection from the heat/cold. they travel long distances to search for water. they are threatened by water-borne diseases and skin infections that are running rampant in gaza.

no aid has been allowed in gaza since may. there is a shortage of everything from food to medicine to blankets to tents. this means that prices for everything have gone up.

it has become very expensive to survive in gaza. heavy rains followed by the winter are fast approaching. a tent does not offer much protection against the elements.

help alaa [ @alaakh998 ] buy supplies for the winter and medicine for her son who is suffering from a skin infection. she has two children aged six and four. she needs to ensure their safety and welfare and it cannot be done without your help.

[verification]


Tags
1 year ago

idk man, maybe cuz their dumbass think a baby is a fcking terror*st and if they kill them it's called "self defense" they really r not human i refuse to believe a human furthermore an adult treat an infant LITERAL INFANT like that wth...

Israel is blocking baby formula. New mothers aren't able to breast feed because of the state of hunger in Palestine. How can they justify that "Hamas" will weaponize baby formula? This doesn't make any sense.

— Lucy 🕊️ Solidarity Forever 🍉 (@JustaCoinToss) March 17, 2024

Tags
1 month ago

In a lot of vampire lore, being bitten by a vampire just once doesn't turn a human into a vampire, but some sort of a thrall, enchanted and seduced by the vampire's alluring ways, to make the victim more pliable and easy to feed from, and only a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites will turn the human victim into a vampire.

Which is compatible with the theory that italians are the opposite of vampires. While vampires cannot stand the sight of crosses, stepping into a church, or being exposed to garlic or sunlight, and cannot see themselves in a mirror, italians become miserable if they cannot have access to a church, crosses, direct sunlight, garlic, and getting to see themselves in a mirror.

Consequently, sensually biting the neck of an italian may enthrall one, but will not immediately turn you into an italian. But a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites may get one to marry you, therefore giving you an italian citizenship.


Tags
1 year ago

This video is from 2021 but still holds true to this day.

It's of a Palestinian child telling an Israeli soilder to get off her land.

And this, this is unironically the biggest threat to Israel.

That the people of the world are not with them.

That they are exposed as the illegal occupation colonising land that does not belong to them, while they try to wipe out the indigenous Palestinian population.

A six year old child telling them this land isn't there's, that's what they are most afraid of.

50% of Gaza is made up of children like this.

This is who Israel want to wipe out.

Hamas even used a recording of 2 children speaking in Arabic and the Israeli soilders came running.

Not because they knew Hamas was there, but because they heard the sound of children and came running with their guns.

They are the terrorists.

They are the ones carpet combing civilians, killing Palestinians and Israeli civilians.

They are the monsters.

But they aren't feared.


Tags
1 year ago

My entire twitter feed is people in Rafah saying they’re terrified, saying their good byes, and asking us to remember them in our prayers. Rafah is facing a massacre. It’s a genocide. We will not know the number of deaths until the morning.


Tags
1 year ago
After Getting Over The Initial Shock And Heartbreak Of This Tweet And This Reply, It Hit Me That (and
After Getting Over The Initial Shock And Heartbreak Of This Tweet And This Reply, It Hit Me That (and

After getting over the initial shock and heartbreak of this tweet and this reply, it hit me that (and I don't know if this is a cultural thing here in the middle east or an Islamic one)

A child has to be named even if they're stillborn.

For a child to not be named, that means there's no one left to name them. They were killed along with their entire family.

I hoped I was wrong, but I checked the list of victims of Israeli attacks and found this:

After Getting Over The Initial Shock And Heartbreak Of This Tweet And This Reply, It Hit Me That (and

Israel has ended 47 Palestinian bloodlines over the course of this genocide (or perhaps more), so you might think that this little detail isn't that important, but I don't think we should get used to cruelty of this proportion, no matter how consistently Israel commits it.

The number of victims isn't just a number. These are people with full lives and hopes and dreams.

It's enough of a disaster that these families were wiped out, but in murdering them, Israel didn't just deprive them of their lives, hopes, and dreams. It deprived them of even the dignity to name their children.

It continues to deprive the remaining Palestinians of their most basic human rights.

What did the Palestinians do to not deserve food or water or electricity?

What did their *newborns* do to not deserve lives or at the very least names?!

This is the most harrowing form of terrorism I can think of. The genocidal Israeli occupation is the most despicable terrorist organization the world has had the displeasure of knowing.

The whole world should be deeply ashamed that it's not only allowing such heinous war crimes to be committed, but in a lot of ways, it's enabling them.

I don't know how anyone can be neutral about this.

Stand with Palestine, stand against the occupation. Against genocide.

ربنا يتقبل الأطفال دول و أمهاتهم و عائلاتهم اللي الاحتلال قتلهم معاهم شهداء، و ينتقم من إسرائيل و أي حد بيمكّنهم أشد انتقام في الدنيا قبل الآخرة.


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • ghostlyfloweralienroad
    ghostlyfloweralienroad liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • night-opal
    night-opal liked this · 1 month ago
  • mc-glare-is-king
    mc-glare-is-king liked this · 1 month ago
  • the-noble-watermelon
    the-noble-watermelon liked this · 1 month ago
  • no-interest-rightnow
    no-interest-rightnow liked this · 1 month ago
  • gh0st-isgone
    gh0st-isgone liked this · 1 month ago
  • multipleluvers
    multipleluvers liked this · 1 month ago
  • delicatedazepaper
    delicatedazepaper liked this · 1 month ago
  • spikybug
    spikybug liked this · 1 month ago
  • irlnicole123stuff
    irlnicole123stuff reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • irlnicole123stuff
    irlnicole123stuff liked this · 2 months ago
  • furiousranchsoulwombat
    furiousranchsoulwombat liked this · 3 months ago
  • jellie-thejellyf1sh
    jellie-thejellyf1sh liked this · 4 months ago
  • spr7te
    spr7te liked this · 4 months ago
  • itzzmos
    itzzmos liked this · 4 months ago
  • reedles05
    reedles05 liked this · 4 months ago
  • kool-kat-slider
    kool-kat-slider liked this · 4 months ago
  • that-one-moth
    that-one-moth liked this · 4 months ago
  • calamitymon
    calamitymon liked this · 4 months ago
  • fateshine
    fateshine liked this · 5 months ago
  • riordanversexreader
    riordanversexreader liked this · 5 months ago
  • page305
    page305 liked this · 5 months ago
  • saphix3
    saphix3 liked this · 5 months ago
  • letmesleepforeverpls
    letmesleepforeverpls liked this · 5 months ago
  • niconiconotanks
    niconiconotanks liked this · 5 months ago
  • viva-le-caos
    viva-le-caos liked this · 5 months ago
  • sambox-x
    sambox-x liked this · 6 months ago
  • w2elove
    w2elove liked this · 6 months ago
  • siriuse-the-crazy-person
    siriuse-the-crazy-person liked this · 6 months ago
  • just-ghost-ghosting-around
    just-ghost-ghosting-around liked this · 6 months ago
  • slimeyball
    slimeyball liked this · 6 months ago
  • fuc51mt1r3d
    fuc51mt1r3d liked this · 6 months ago
  • yumixxn
    yumixxn reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • yumixxn
    yumixxn liked this · 7 months ago
  • depression-c0re
    depression-c0re liked this · 7 months ago
  • vixenlily12376186985
    vixenlily12376186985 liked this · 7 months ago
  • weirdshapeddog
    weirdshapeddog liked this · 7 months ago
  • glapagloupa
    glapagloupa liked this · 7 months ago
  • writingbluerose
    writingbluerose liked this · 7 months ago
  • satangcrush
    satangcrush liked this · 7 months ago
  • draconicky
    draconicky liked this · 7 months ago
  • ghostly-galx
    ghostly-galx liked this · 7 months ago
  • jazl0930-blog
    jazl0930-blog liked this · 7 months ago
  • sillysealplushieandace
    sillysealplushieandace liked this · 7 months ago
  • emerald-crow
    emerald-crow liked this · 7 months ago
  • bbelphiekinn
    bbelphiekinn reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • bbelphiekinn
    bbelphiekinn liked this · 7 months ago
angelunatic - ANGELIC! ☆
ANGELIC! ☆

hello! how r ya?

428 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags