The Cookies Came Out Terrible I Blame Him

I honestly don't remember the exact origin of mine, but it was probably connected to one of my previous usernames. When making my (now dead) chess.com account many years back, I must've been hungry at that moment because I ever so creatively named it "I want a sandwich." Then some point later in the timeline, I used that as my display name on discord but couldn't for the life of me figure out an @ (I believe "I want a sandwich" was already taken).

And for whatever reason, I decided I wanted the word "anarchy" and the theme of sandwiches in there somewhere, "sandwich" itself didn't sound sufficiently funny, therefore "sammich," and the rest was history lol. Basically been using the same user for everything from that point on. Oh and I added on an extra h later because free will is not real.

open tags!! everybody share your name lore!

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I'm gonna try to start one of these lmao

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In Breath of the Wild, Urbosa calls Zelda her little bird, I modified it and stole it basically. sometimes I am also Birb because it's just funny

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"He once spent half an hour discussing his moth collection in extensive detail. This is a physics class, the lesson was about momentum." 5/5 I learned a lot about moths that semester.

"He walks into class everyday with two decanters of coffee and still has to occasionally leave in the middle of class to get it refilled. I've heard other teachers complain about their break room never having any coffee. One time he spilled an entire cup on a stack of papers he was grading, looked down at the mess, went silent for a bit, then cleared his throat and said "everyone gets a hundred." 5/5 that was my only hundred in the class.

"He's cool, he allows us to eat snacks in class. As long as it's not toffee peanuts. Can't imagine what he could possibly have against them." 5/5

"He's very picky about commas. I got an A- once solely because of "an irregular use of an oxford comma."" 4/5

"He thoroughly believes in the multiverse and talks about it as though he's lived through it himself. He offhandedly mentioned he knows how to build a quantum destabilizer (some type of gun?) yet doesn't know how to operate a laptop. He might be an alien." 5/5

"His office hours are atrocious I don't think he ever sleeps." 5/5

"He went surprisingly quiet when someone brought up the possibility of perpetual motion in class. You'll be good as long as you don't bring up the first two laws of thermodynamics. Or the puppet from Poppy Avenue. DON'T bring up the puppet from Poppy Avenue. I still haven't heard back from the guy that said Dr. Stanford looked an awful lot like that puppet." 5/5

"He types one key at a time. I'm talking keymashing each letter with his index finger. There was more than one occasion in which we just watched him type for minutes on end, pausing to take time to think through which key he'll press next." 3/5

"I once saw a whiteboard magnet get stuck to the side of his head. He might be a cyborg." 5/5

"He casually mentioned that his first car was taken by a tree, then refused to elaborate and went on with the lesson as normal. I don't think he meant a tree fell on it." 5/5

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”

what about the early worm? what does it get? eaten?

thought I'd practice drawing some action so naturally, it turned into mullet stan

reference credits go to unfins (linked their linktree), go read their webtoons they're absolutely hilarious

the infamous thigh high ask @pinefamilycatsau since you asked so kindly

He'd so have an entire collection of novelty ties

post that inspired this under the cut

Poppy Avenue’s most violent neighbor, Dr. Stanford Pines

The long awaited Poppy Avenue mugshot! I realized that I started drawing this, and just never finished, and never ended up showing the world one of the funniest things I’ve ever drawn. Ford’s dumb enraged face brings me so much joy.

Stanley is given this picture after the strangling incident and he has to lay down right there in the middle of the studio, clutching his sides and sobbing with laughter. It’s framed on his desk, and one of his most prized possessions. The fact that they got Ford to hold the sign is his favorite part.

And for your lovely imaginations my darlings, please imagine Dipper and Mabel FINDING this picture years later, like how they found all of Stan’s fake IDs and whatnot, and being flabbergasted that their mild mannered Grunkle Ford, a man who chases butterfly anomalies for fun, was charged for attempted puppet-cide.

Some colored sketches of Bill at O' Sadleys