He'd So Have An Entire Collection Of Novelty Ties

I love this au so much solely because of how Ford treats Dr. Pines as this separate entity from Stan. It's enrichment for him

No idea where they spawned from but here they are! Agnes isn't typically a name I'd use but it somehow fits them?? Might just be me.

I've never had to draw pentagons with any real frequency, as you can imagine, and the jabot tie certianly wasn't any more forgiving (I mean they don't even have necks! How would it even stay up??) (well I do suppose glue is always an option..)

Either way! This was still super fun to design and I might even draw them again if I feel like it.

HELOOOOO EVERYONE!!!! i came up with this super silly idea for an oc challenge!!! MAKE A EUCLYDIAN OC :D!!!!

if you draw yours PLEAAAASE share it!!!! i wanna see your freaks!!!!!!!!

"He once spent half an hour discussing his moth collection in extensive detail. This is a physics class, the lesson was about momentum." 5/5 I learned a lot about moths that semester.

"He walks into class everyday with two decanters of coffee and still has to occasionally leave in the middle of class to get it refilled. I've heard other teachers complain about their break room never having any coffee. One time he spilled an entire cup on a stack of papers he was grading, looked down at the mess, went silent for a bit, then cleared his throat and said "everyone gets a hundred." 5/5 that was my only hundred in the class.

"He's cool, he allows us to eat snacks in class. As long as it's not toffee peanuts. Can't imagine what he could possibly have against them." 5/5

"He's very picky about commas. I got an A- once solely because of "an irregular use of an oxford comma."" 4/5

"He thoroughly believes in the multiverse and talks about it as though he's lived through it himself. He offhandedly mentioned he knows how to build a quantum destabilizer (some type of gun?) yet doesn't know how to operate a laptop. He might be an alien." 5/5

"His office hours are atrocious I don't think he ever sleeps." 5/5

"He went surprisingly quiet when someone brought up the possibility of perpetual motion in class. You'll be good as long as you don't bring up the first two laws of thermodynamics. Or the puppet from Poppy Avenue. DON'T bring up the puppet from Poppy Avenue. I still haven't heard back from the guy that said Dr. Stanford looked an awful lot like that puppet." 5/5

"He types one key at a time. I'm talking keymashing each letter with his index finger. There was more than one occasion in which we just watched him type for minutes on end, pausing to take time to think through which key he'll press next." 3/5

"I once saw a whiteboard magnet get stuck to the side of his head. He might be a cyborg." 5/5

"He casually mentioned that his first car was taken by a tree, then refused to elaborate and went on with the lesson as normal. I don't think he meant a tree fell on it." 5/5

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”

thought I'd practice drawing some action so naturally, it turned into mullet stan

reference credits go to unfins (linked their linktree), go read their webtoons they're absolutely hilarious

Rendering is taking a minute but I thought I'd post these flats since I think they look pretty good

check out this guys EGG

AAGAHAGAHBDSK HOW DID I NOT SEE THS UNTIL NOW OHMIGOFH THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!

ACTUALLY. LOSING IT RN. YOUR IMPRESSION OF THE STANS IS FANTASTIC AND THE FLOW MATCHES THEM SO WRLL GDSUSKSHSK

DR PINE'S VOICE TOO AAAHSH ITS SO PERFECT I CANT EVN FORM WORDS RIGJT NOW IM STILL LAUGHING AT JUDT HOW M A D FORD SOUNDS I ITS AMAZING

ABD THE DIALOUGE AT THE BEGINNIGN OUFH THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!!

I just imagine stan. under a table. listening to Ford. and trying to hold in his laugher while simultaneously coming up with insults to absolutely destroy his brother. with a puppet.

Okay so I've never created a beat for anything befroe but now is sure a great time to try heh... give me a minute (and by minute I mean a few days) and I'll put everything together (somehow)...

two uploads? in two days? outrageous!

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face @babyblankyerror @anarchysammichh

another dr pines voiceover, this time for the rap battle. the flow isn’t as good as i wish it could be, but they’re old men. totally not my inability to rap. again srry for adding extra stan dialogue but it felt wrong to just spring off with no intro. also for the dr pine voice i tried to do it how it was described (stan doing a poor impression of ford), but idk if that’s what you envisioned. lastly, full permission to use this (and find a beat since i couldn’t) . enjoy!

ohmigod how could I forget about pool jail

Ford, buddy. LOOK AT HIM!! He'a just a little guy waving his lil hand! How are you even this mad!! (He feels nothing but rage at this moment). Also funny how Ford's hatred of Dr Pine is almost comparable to Stan and Gideon (except for the fact that one is notably more one sided lol). Ford sees Dr Pine as a mockery of what he does, and perhaps even sees Dr Pine as a better version of himself (having one PHD than Ford, being liked by the public as a scientist, being close to Stan, etc). Whch is somewhat similar to why Stan hated Gideon if I remember correctly?? This was originally just a silly idea I had but does it actually make some sense or am I grasping at straws???

^ @xirine13 (sorry for the @!) If I had a nickel for everytime I drew Ford in this au behind bars for puppet harrassment, I'd be two nickels richer which isn't a lot, but it's hysterical that it happened twice

I don't know how, when or why Stanley would bring the Dr Pine puppet to the pool but I couldn't just not draw this once the idea came to me

I'm sorry but Ford SHAKING with the same amount of rage as Stanley in this scene is so fucking ridiculous to me I couldnt resist

um i turned him into a college physics professor

not me speedrunning to finish this drawing for ch 7 before @matcha-milkies posts a new chapter. definitely not me haha

i wanted to do something similar to a chapter cover, idk i just think those look neat. ironic how its probably hard to read the actual chapter name in the image lol