Happy Hazbin Hotel Day To Those Who Celebrate (me)

and once again i am feeling very november 5th in this june 24th today

so you’re telling me, that the new captain america showed up juuust in time to help bucky and sam from the “evil foreign super soldiers”??

nah, that was planned. the american government probably experimented on the freedom fighters to perfect the super serum for john walker and orchestrated everything so that the “new captain america” could save two already established heroes and hype him up

this is all just a big propaganda scheme created by the american government. you can’t fool me i’ve watched the boys

“YOU’RE STILL ON THE HORSE THING?!”

AGEUHROIWEFHALSEJFHNDSJKLFBS I’M GOING INSANE

It should not have taken me this long to realise that there's canonical mpreg in the fairly oddparents

IS THIS MAN OKAY??

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

MUH GUUUURLS

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives