It Should Not Have Taken Me This Long To Realise That There's Canonical Mpreg In The Fairly Oddparents

Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

“How do I get one of those?”

adventure time did an episode where magic man steals jake's sandwich and treated it with all the gravity of a bereavement and then immediately afterwards did an episode where finn recovers the memory of his previous incarnation as a young girl who died hundreds of years ago in the process of betraying her nascent fealty to princess bubblegum and ended it with finn saying to pb "and you're like a bazillion years old! ya weirdo"

underrated potential cat+dog friendship

bonus gif

Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 (sound of salt falling weakly to the table) hyah hyah hyah

October 30: Best Character

October 15

mugman just instantly knowing his brother’s never reaching heaven sfghfcgjgv