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Was it all worth it?

I was so happy reading this until the last para

I'm broken y'all 😭 might pull a beast!dazai soon

Headcanon: When you call the Agencies phone line and no one picks up you’ll be greeted by a message.

It’s usually from Kunikida saying that they’re busy at the moment and to call later. It’s very professional until you hear “ohhh Kuuuniiikiiiidaa” and the rest of the message intercuts with him yelling at Dazai.

But there’s other messages from each Detective all repeating the same message as Kunikida.

With their own flair.

Dazai will happily ask if a fair maiden is calling to commit double suicide with him. Junichiro’s is fine until he goes all scary like “but if this is that fucker who tried hurting Naomi then I will…”

The rest of that message has been censored.

Yosano’s has screams in the background. Kenji’s has mostly cows but also various other farm animals making noises in the background.

Kyouka does the message but instead of ending it there she just carries on talking to Atsushi for a while before it cuts off.

Similarly, Atsushi’s is him giving the message and then talking to Kyouka or being dragged away by Dazai.

Ranpo’s is just the normal message with “I’ll do you the honour of taking it if it’s interesting.” Before doing a 180 and cheerfully greeting Detective Minoura.

Fukuzawa’s is the only normal one, promising this matter will be dealt with soon. And making sure the caller is safe.

Thinking about Atsushi calling the Agencies number and of course it goes straight to the answering machine. Because no one’s here and he just wants to hear everyone’s voices again.

Soukoku analysis<3

They toxic but I love em

I love what @samuraionyourmom has said because people don't seem to understand that some things are like a comfort space? Like I am not telling you to enjoy it? but you don't have to hate me for liking it. It's my opinion

Soukoku analysis<3

They toxic but I love em

I'm back y'all

Also I have this theory that VI is the actual jinx because wtf? She dies and everyone is happy and she lives and everyone is sad.

I love this post sm because I've been thinking the same thing but I couldn't put it into words😭

Port Mafia’s Second In Command: Nakahara Chuuya

(Contain 15-years old Novel excerpt spoiler )

Ever since the Rat’s arc I always wondered, why was Chuuya the one entrusted with the position of acting director in the wake of Mori’s infection by the virus? It’s not his skills that made me question it, just that there’s a lot of other candidates around him that seems like a better alternative at the time.

The level-headed, powerful (and arguably less drunk) Kouyou.

Or the veteran, well-respected Hirotsu.

(not Akutagawa, though. Definitely not Akutagawa. Ma boi’s not a good fit for leadership)

And in the new novel excerpt of soukoku’s first meeting (translated by the wonderful @looking-for-stray-dogs ) we finally found out the reason why.

Chuuya was not originally from the Mafia, rather he was a member of an organization known as the Sheep—and from the admission of a mafia member, the organization is a powerful one. And Chuuya? Chuuya is known as the King of Sheep, conceivably the leader of the said powerful organization that even a member of the mafia is afraid of.

And all of this happened when Chuuya was fourteen or fifteen. Younger than even Dazai when he was made Executive.

In hindsight, it’s clear why Chuuya was left with the Port Mafia in absence of the boss; he has experience, even more than that of Kouyou’s and (arguably) Dazai’s, in leading an organization. Seven years under Mori’s leadership and four to five as his right-hand man, Chuuya was a different beast altogether from the one that kicked in the window of an airplane for revenge.

We always hailed Dazai as the genius of the Port Mafia, but in actuality? The Mafia is in possession of two geniuses. If only Chuuya had joined the Port Mafia first and not the Sheep there’s not a single shred of doubt in my mind that he would be just as feared as Dazai, a true equal in every sense of word.

With the revelation I won’t even be surprised that, if Mori were to die before Dazai return to the Mafia, Chuuya would make a powerful new boss to the organization.

I asked God to send me a swordsman ,

God said look at your hands.

You are a better knife ,

than you are a person.

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I don't wanna think this because he's also wearing a scarf 🧣 so that could hint at him being the next port mafia boss and while that's going to drive him deeper down this shit hole of darkness or wtv it's going to somehow be a better ending than him dying.

Also he isn't like a mentor of the mc or someone super close so asagiri might just actually off him