Reblog In 5 Seconds For Good Luck

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I was so happy reading this until the last para

I'm broken y'all 😭 might pull a beast!dazai soon

Headcanon: When you call the Agencies phone line and no one picks up you’ll be greeted by a message.

It’s usually from Kunikida saying that they’re busy at the moment and to call later. It’s very professional until you hear “ohhh Kuuuniiikiiiidaa” and the rest of the message intercuts with him yelling at Dazai.

But there’s other messages from each Detective all repeating the same message as Kunikida.

With their own flair.

Dazai will happily ask if a fair maiden is calling to commit double suicide with him. Junichiro’s is fine until he goes all scary like “but if this is that fucker who tried hurting Naomi then I will…”

The rest of that message has been censored.

Yosano’s has screams in the background. Kenji’s has mostly cows but also various other farm animals making noises in the background.

Kyouka does the message but instead of ending it there she just carries on talking to Atsushi for a while before it cuts off.

Similarly, Atsushi’s is him giving the message and then talking to Kyouka or being dragged away by Dazai.

Ranpo’s is just the normal message with “I’ll do you the honour of taking it if it’s interesting.” Before doing a 180 and cheerfully greeting Detective Minoura.

Fukuzawa’s is the only normal one, promising this matter will be dealt with soon. And making sure the caller is safe.

Thinking about Atsushi calling the Agencies number and of course it goes straight to the answering machine. Because no one’s here and he just wants to hear everyone’s voices again.

"what's your favourite horror movie?" I don't know? Maybe the fact that izana realised that he was about the lose the person he cared the most about and didn't even hesitate to sacrifice himself? And that warm smile he gave in the end?

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Soukoku analysis<3

They toxic but I love em

Was it all worth it?

I hate his ratass sm idek why

I think I'mma cry

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+ an extra of oikawa because he's my fav

THE DETAILSSS!!!!!!