I Love How Star Trek Will Have The Most Heartbreaking Dialogue Over The Worst CGI You've Ever Seen, Like

Making these is my passion, feel free to suggest the next TMA thing to make one out of

Point 1: Dracula is set in the 1890s.

Point 2: Red Dead Redemption 2 is set in 1899.

Point 3: Dracula’s characters include the cowboy Quincey Morris, whose good good friend is named Arthur.

Point 4: Red Dead Redemption 2 canonically has a vampire in it, whom the player character Arthur can hunt and kill.

Conclusion: ????

I think that Dr. Pilchard is bald

i saw this and thought “tumblr would love this.“ i imagine Will saying this in the bitchiest tone he’s ever mustered in his entire dog-hair-covered life

*taps mic. clears throat* snorkmaiden

*crowd cheering, people throwing roses on stage*

Jonny D'Ville voice: thats so sad, Mechs, play the sickest instrumental every to grace these unfortunate mortals' ears

really glad i'm not a guy tbh. could you imagine being a favoured son? all this buying yourself redemption with the bloodied hands in service of the family as the favoured son??