Really Glad I'm Not A Guy Tbh. Could You Imagine Being A Favoured Son? All This Buying Yourself Redemption

If I had a sci-fi spaceship I would have some wild earth-shattering homosexual romance with the ship's supercomputer

I am so normal about ms Jessica Law’s music. So normal about Dagon Lake. So normal about Raising the Dead! So normal about Littlest Libertine. So normal about the Mermaid’s Revenge. So normal about Lotus Eaters. So normal about Narcissus Under the Knife. So normal about

GUYS HEAR ME OUT OKAY HEAR ME OUT

Boone sounds UNCANNILY similar to the man with no name in The Good The Bad and The Ugly OKAY??? UNCANNILY!!!! You tone down Boone’s emoness by like 20% and BAM Clint Eastwood.

I wish gay people were real and not just made up for hit 2010s steampunk cabaret band The Mechanisms 😔

Happy friday, i hope your train related intercourse adventures prove to be fruitful and satisfying

me as a parent

FLEET AT FIFTY THOUSAND MILES THERES NOWHERE THAT THEY CANNOT TRACK NAVIGATION SYSTEMS CANT COMPILE BUT WE WONT LET THEM TAKE US BACK FORWARD PLASMS BANKS OFFLINE THEN WE DIE WHEN THEY ATTACK ESCAPE PODS ARE WORKING FINE

I propose we solve the issue of the US' upcoming election thus:

Let each candidate hire a team of nine sociopaths to duke it out to the death in New Mexico.

Absolutely nothing can go wrong with this one.