I Propose We Solve The Issue Of The US' Upcoming Election Thus:

reblog to turn the person you reblogged this from into a fucking vampire ^-^

I’m sick of ace people being infantilized by our parents and society.

“Have you just not met the right person?” “But you said you found them attractive?” “But what about your partner?” “Oh you must be so innocent and pure!” “Why do you still live alone?” “Are you really still a virgin?” “But I want grandkids!” “But you make sex jokes all the time?” “How do you know if you haven’t tried it?” “Don’t give up on sex after just one bad experience!” “Ace people don’t exist.” “Maybe you were just assaulted and you’re scared to try again.” “I’m sure that will change as you get older.”

Literally shut the fuck up.

Repo! The Genetic Opera was like. An objectively bad movie. But it got so close to perfection. A sci-fi horror movie critiquing how the monetization of healthcare leaves the poor one missed payment away from death? And it’s a rock opera? And everyone is a horny mallgoth? She could’ve been the Sistine Chapel of cinematography 

we did it tumblr

Oc sketches to make sense of how I draw faces 🤨

Quiet moments.

YALL WAKE UP

I’m fine! *listens to narcissus under the knife* *listens to narcissus under the knife* listens to narcissus under the knife *listens to narcissus under the knife* *listens to narcissus under the knife* *listens to narcissus under the knife* *listens to narci—

Point 1: Dracula is set in the 1890s.

Point 2: Red Dead Redemption 2 is set in 1899.

Point 3: Dracula’s characters include the cowboy Quincey Morris, whose good good friend is named Arthur.

Point 4: Red Dead Redemption 2 canonically has a vampire in it, whom the player character Arthur can hunt and kill.

Conclusion: ????