omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
i like to think the moon kaiser was wearing nike sneakers, so jonny was trying to chew through the shoe...
Underworld Ghouls set 3 2 1
Residents of the Ninth Circle, feat. two quest givers and a babysitter
I love how Star Trek will have the most heartbreaking dialogue over the worst CGI you've ever seen, like a real tv show should
vulpes inculta's stupid hat
If I had a sci-fi spaceship I would have some wild earth-shattering homosexual romance with the ship's supercomputer
rip gunpowder tim you wouldve hated the earth having two moons
HEY HEY HEY STOP LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WILL WOOD
ok so will wood is
hes like
its so cool
hes so cool
the mechanisms: you now have an emotional attachment to these space lesbians
me: ok
the mechanisms: do you promise to love them
me: yes of course
the mechanisms: THE LESBIANS ARE NOW IN MORTAL PERIL
me: 😭
Why couldn’t I have been born in the era of ethical space exploration