Literally 💀 And Ppl Still Think We R Delusional For Thinking That Mike Is Fruity Too.

beginning of byler fixation: i'm worried i will get my hopes up and be sad when there's no byler :(

middle of byler fixation: thank god, it's so clear byler is happening i don't have to worry

late byler fixation: i'm worried i will get my hopes up and be sad when there's no elmax, ronance, and creelarke :(

every single time rhaenyra has a plan it is so fucking looney tunes i cannot take her seriously. what if i got into a nun habit to go talk to my ex girlfriend. what if i did the eugenics math and tried to make my kingsguard into a dragonrider. what if i got all of the brokeass dirty blonds in flea bottom to stand like bowling pins before the most pissed off animal in the seven kingdoms. WHAT IF I ACT LIKE MY BRUNETTE SONS ARE THE PRODUCT OF MY BLOND HUSBAND

i love you female characters who make selfish choices they know will be bad for everyone. i love you female characters who think they're making the right choice but make things worse. i love you female characters who are making the right choice but noone else understands it.

"hannibal fell first but will fell harder!!"

"will fell first but hannibal fell harder!!"

"hannibal fell first AND fell harder!!"

bro they both fell off a CLIFF!!!! those mfs are in the OCEAN!!!! WHAT!!!!

Hot take based on fandom only but the people who treat HOTD as a football game cheering for greens vs blacks are as annoying as fans who only care about powerscaling. Bitch the fun in stories is seeing how characters react and grow in complicated situations if you're dismissing the writing and character development of a whole half of a show you're not watching it properly and you should probably stay with sports instead of fiction.

“my favorite this season was the fruity four”

be more specific bitch

we’ve got pride parade

internalized homophobia

polyamory

and old spice

"Milkdud is endgame!!" bestie they are literally a lesbian and a gay dude 🙄

I feel evil today and thinking about this has me laughing like a maniac so now I need Byler just for this to happen.

i want byler to be canon out of spite. i want a bunch of homophobes to realize they've been watching a gay childhood best friends to lovers slowburn for 8 years. i want toxic macadamia nuts to be screaming and crying as the consequences of their actions come back to slap them

“You attract what you fear.”

Ahhhh I’m so scared of getting a girlfriend oh noooo 😱

“they’ve ruined show Alicent”

No,

she’s just a pathetic little meow meow. leave my silly desperate despairing lesbian alone, my tragic skrunkle wrunkle