“You Attract What You Fear.”

Something I love about Miraculous Ladybug as a fandom is how the writers tried to present Kagami to us like, "Here's Marinette's new love rival and Adrien's alternative love interest", and we, as intellectuals, went like, "Thanks for the character, but she's a lesbian and Adrien's love rival for Marinette's love."

Galaxy brain energy going on here.

I feel evil today and thinking about this has me laughing like a maniac so now I need Byler just for this to happen.

i want byler to be canon out of spite. i want a bunch of homophobes to realize they've been watching a gay childhood best friends to lovers slowburn for 8 years. i want toxic macadamia nuts to be screaming and crying as the consequences of their actions come back to slap them

daemon stans when the man who beat his first wife to death and refused to let his second wife die at home surrounded by her loved one, put his hands on his third wife

girlies is it gay to slash your step-daughter's/ex bestie's hand in a way that unintentionally QUESTION MARK mimics her ancestors' wedding traditions? asking for a friend

if i have to watch one more cishet person on tiktok yell about how queer people were stupid for ever believing in byler and how what they did with will was just perfect because of how “realistic” it was and how we should be grateful that robin was given a half-baked love interest with a boyfriend, i’m seriously gonna put my head through a wall.

The "loving SIX The Musical" to "loving Alicent Hightower" pipeline.

actually i do think the power of gay love will save hawkins indiana so jot that down

i either see gay ships as my two fathers or my son and his stupid little boyfriend

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

el listens to jolene and thinks about max in the gym with mike and how she totally could take her man if she wanted and how she has flaming locks of auburn hair and ivory skin and eyes of emerald green blue and she seethes and ponders and plays the song over and over again until one day max goes “yeah, dolly parton was, like, totally in love with jolene” and then el’s brain short circuits