“Half Gods Are Worshipped In Wine And Flowers. Reals Gods Require Blood.”

I am taking a break from my mental health to focus on my career.

Spontaneous combustion. Try it sometime.

Really craving some yakisoba right now. Settling for water and chips.

The bitter feeling of having to get up in the morning.

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Whispering sweet nothings to my computer to reassure it everything will be fine as I forcibly kill it for the third time (press and hold the off button).

I ate an exp candy once, at Saturn's request.

Houndoom is running around the living room and I cannot do a single thang about it.

Saturn. American Tract Society Almanac. 1860.

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Would you love me if I was a worm. Not in the sense where I am testing your hypothetical devotion to me in a hypothetical relationship, but in a "would people like me better if I could not talk and was easily killable" way. Note the lack of a "still". The odd suggestion that I am not killable is not intended by the way; as a mortal I am very much able-to-be-killed. It would not be easy though. So we cycle back to the question. If I disappeared, would it be noticed? Of course. But if I were a worm - would that garner a better attitude towards my existence? Who knows.

Going to evil bed bath and beyond to buy a new discomforter