Really Craving Some Yakisoba Right Now. Settling For Water And Chips.

“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific

As an ex-cult leader I think I was pretty good at it.

"I don't care if you don't, and I don't feel if you don't "

Sidney pulling me out of the closet.

That book was photoshopped I do not own that.

Watching a little television.

“Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Reals gods require blood.”

— Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via wooden-folks)

Houndoom is running around the living room and I cannot do a single thang about it.