He Bursts Out Laughing

YESYESYESYESYES

DATING SIMMMMMMMM

OOC Post: I mentioned recently the IEYTD dating sim server that Roz originated from. I’m sure some of you are curious about that.

Should I restart the server and post an invite here, or should I just tell you all the stuff I wrote for it?

WAIT I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH HIM ON SUNDAYS! HE HAS ENOUGH ATTENTION /j

Can I have lil' John Juniper?

you’re going to have to share custody with @warden-draws-sometimes since he asked for JJ at the same time as you but tbh that’s probably a good thing since lil JJ needs constant attention or else he will start destroying the furniture

(Doing good! I’ve been in some more fandoms)

”Oh, hey 13-12! Long time no see!”

Pheoness says, chugging another champagne bottle

“This doofus wants me to use this.”

She holds up the mistletoe, examining it

“I’m not familiar with the tradition though. Is there really a binding spell that makes two people kiss? How does the holder trick the victim into stepping under their trap?”

Pheonix sighs

“Well, you know her. Romance is not her forte.”

I Expect You To Party

A party set to celebrate both Christmas and the New Year across dimensions / universes.

(Feel free to add what each of your Phoenixes / EOD Agents will do.)

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A Christmas and New Year party set in a different dimension or universe is definitely a novel experience for Agent Phoenix, or in this case Agent 13-12. With the influx of multiple Agent Phoenixes, they decided to use a different code to distinguish themself from... well, every other Agent Phoenix.

They held out their hand, telekinesis activating as they plopped down the mango float, a dessert made of graham, whipped cream, and mangos.

"Too bad you're caught up on some things, Handler Sir~" They chuckled, touching their earpiece as their handler decided to protest, something about them giving him paperwork to do.

It only served to make them laugh.

In the background, a younger agent with blue hair was yelling at a different agent to get down from the Christmas tree.

"Wraith, I swear! Get down from there!" Agent Typhoon huffed. His handler, Elira (more affectionately called Ellie), just watches in the distance. She is beside another handler named Blue, discussing their kids agents' missions.

Blue's agent, Shadow, is sneaking off to form her own plan, a grin plastered on her face as she approaches Typhoon.

Another Phoenix, affectionately called Wyvern, approaches 13-12 as the latter was busy placing the food down.

Neither of them acknowledge the implicit food theft due to another Phoenix, Bluenix or Nix for short, taking control of the music and drawing their attention.

"You're doing that to spite them, aren't you?" A different agent, codename Smitten, with blonde hair and green eyes sat close to a different Phoenix who goes by "Sage" eating in the corner. He sighed upon seeing the spoon and fork floating at the distance.

Just arriving at the place was Agent 043, another Phoenix who immediately saw their baby siblings and went to them immediately.

Some other Agent Phoenixes have been invited and the party is about to start.

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Tagging by order of appearance:

Agent Wraith (@agentwraith) , Handler Blue (@blueorchid-95), Agent Shadow (@agent--shadow), Agent Wyvern (@phoenix-and-found-family), Agent Bluenix (@brain-is-a-toaster), "Sage" (@definitelyunhingedagentphoenix), Agent 043 (@the-one-and-only-043)

Agent 13-12, Agent Typhoon, Handler Ellie, and Agent Smitten belongs to me.

Other people who got invited but not sure what they'll do yet. (No pressure to join in. But feel free to invite other people!)

@stellar-collective, @tillywunderwing, @agentpheoness, @dandorime, @agent-phoenixxx

”I’m gonna make some tea. Helps with the stress”

She sighs, dipping a tea packet in some water

“You’re not the only one with nightmares.”

Kai is wandering around the place, probably lost again, and finds an office with a door slightly open. He stops for a moment, considering just going about his day, but (being the slightly nosy person he is) decides some friendly conversation couldn't hurt.

He pushes the door open, "Anyone in here?"

@agent--shadow

”Who’s there?” Pheoness remarks, leaning back on her favorite spinney chair

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHO WANTS TO START AN IEYTD ROLEPLAY I WANT MY TWO BABIES TO GET INTO SOME SHENANIGANS!

this literally made my whole day. I love this so much! I never knew I needed this until I did💛❤️

Hi, I absolutely adore your art! Keep up the amazing work!! Also if you’re still taking requests, I’m curious what a role swap between Phoenix and Reginald would look like in your style? Thank you!

thank you so much, i’m glad that you like my art!! this roleswap is funny to me bc Phoenix and Reginald are already so similar that i really think the only significant change would be the number of quips that Zor has to deal with

WHO ALLOWED REGINALD TO GET DRUNK!?

JUNIPER WAS IT YOU?!

Agent Phoenix: *half asleep in the karaoke bar*

Reginald: *still in peak party mode and way too drunk to know what time it is* Phoenix it's your turn!

Agent Phoenix: ... Okay hold on. *Picks up the microphone. Turns on the song Tequila and promptly falls asleep before it reaches the word tequila*

I am 100% writing this while I'm sitting in a karaoke bar with friends at 2 am.

Info about my two lil babies

Agent Pheonix:

He/him

35 years old

Loves arson and fire in general

ADHD fr

Been in the agency for 11 years

Has scrapes and burn marks that increase as he gets through more missions

Loves goofing off

Energetic little brother energy

Loves causing chaos

Changes gloves in different missions

Loves setting Pheoness up with Reggie and annoying her in general

Thinks of Pheoness as a big sister/mom

Acts innocent but can make the most dirty jokes if desired

Has begged agency to get him an office puppy

Agent Pheoness:

She/her

49 years old

Major Asexual

PTSD and Anxiety:(

Has been in the agency for most of her life

Prefers tuxes and suits over dresses

Also has several cut and burns marks but has distinctive hand prints at times from being slapped by administration

Burns her hand after KBOOM and gets a robotic one

Chaotic but tired gremlin

Cant resist food (Especially cake)

Loves making sarcastic or snarky comments to hide her vulnerabilities

Growing fondness for Reginald

Doesn’t feel good enough for her friends at times

Internally feels bad for the people she sees injured or killed, even if they work for Zor.

Knows she’s smart but doesn’t want to make Pheonix feel dumb in comparison

Loves her friends deep down though

Thinks of Pheonix as an annoying little brother

Has begged the agency to get her an office kitten

IEYTD Lore #1 Pheoness’s Beginnings

(I totally forgot to give info on how Pheoness acted when she started working with Reginald and Pheonix so here you go!)

Pheoness hears the door of her office creak open just enough to slip an earpiece in her office before it is closed again. Great. Another new Handler. Her track record of Handlers is…not great to say the least. She wouldn’t be surprised if they ditched her for another agent, just like the others. The sound of her phone ringing interrupted her thought process. She picks it up, hearing the familiar voice on the other end, it was Pheonix. She remembers him during spy training. He was so young, so innocent to what he’ll be experiencing here. “Hey Pheoness! You got the earpiece too?” The two were put in an Agent duo, two agents that would work closely together on similar missions and even do them together at times. She doesn’t want to watch the poor thing get slowly withered by the duties they have to fulfill here, but the higher ups gave her no choice. It also means they will have the same Handler. “Yea, Pheonix I got it.” She responded unenthusiastically, getting the earpiece and putting it in her ear, a man who sounded like he was in his 50s came from the earpiece “Greetings Agents, I will be your handler, I will guide you if needed.” Pheonix nodded a cheerful “okay” while Pheoness rolled her eyes “And lemme guess, you just sit on your butt all day while we’re out here risking our lives?” There it was. She just HAD to make another snarky comment. She couldn’t help it though, it was in her nature to shut people out, and she couldn’t even say sorry due to her stubbornness. There seemed to be silence from both The Handler and Pheonix for a little while before Handler spoke up “Well, looks like someone has an attitude.” He replied with a slightly exhausted tone “I’m so sorry, sir. She doesn’t mean it!” Pheonix said in a panic “Oh, it’s really alright..I have heard your reports Mrs Pheoness. I saw you were a wild card so I took the job.” “Yea, that’s what they all say until they reach their snapping point.” She scoffed “Can you at least keep your comments to yourself for 5 minutes so I can explain your first mission?” She thought about it for a second before sighing “Fine, say what you need to say, Handler.”

And that’s how Operation Friendly Skies began:)

A few minutes later

Worker on the P.A: will a Reginald Crane come pick up their child at the front desk?

*the gang goes shopping*

Reginald: okay, Phoenix, no wandering off. In order to keep you out of trouble, one of us will be holding your hand at all times so you can't leave.

Phoenix: *looking down at both of their empty hands ten minutes later when everyone else got distracted and walked away* ... Hm...

Phoenix: *slips away from the group so quietly no one notices* a shadow in the night.