This Literally Made My Whole Day. I Love This So Much! I Never Knew I Needed This Until I Did💛❤️

MY HEART

imagine your f/o trying to take care of you after a long day.

"would you like something to eat, sweetheart? would you like a cup of tea?"

"I can run you a bath, if you'd like. after that, we can cuddle up in bed."

"ah ah, stay there. I'll go get it for you, okay? just rest."

Admitting Time

I was terrified of ieytd when I was first introduced to it. The logo looked creepy to me and the title of the game made me think it was some horror game (I didn’t buy it or watch the trailer at the time) and I just…appeared in an office. The first thing I did was light a cigarette:)

Also, I almost never play ieytd 1 because of frickin CHARLIE CALIENTE! He scares me so bad!!! I’m just minding my business, when this guy just pops out of an elevator and points a flamethrower at me!!!!!!

Me: WHAT WAS THAT My cousin: What was what? Me: A guy with no face just flamethrowered MY face off!!!! My cousin: Did you lock the elevator doors Me: After this I’m locking ALL the elevator doors!

(This was what happened according to my cousin)

I CANT🥰😍😭

REGGIE IN HIS COMFY OUTFIT😭😍🥰💛

”Wait a second… I think I recognize the main character! What did you say the actor’s name was, Phoenix?”

“John Juniper?”

“Right, I met him once, right before they sent me to the underwater lab! I think I heard something about him dying?”

“That’s what they say. I used to know him, too! If you can still stand me after tonight, maybe I’ll tell you some stories.”

“I wouldn’t mind that.”

When you’re in the spy business, attachments are a liability that your enemies will always find a way to ruthlessly exploit. Everyone knew it, especially the handlers.

But Agent Phoenix had a way of bursting in and making it seem like none of that mattered. Sitting on the couch, listening to them yap on about the movie, Ollie was starting to think that they were onto something.

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Respect you:]

I genuinely cannot stand you and your account. Every time I make a new account, you're always the in selfship tags filling it up with your terrible art and shitty posts. You are a waste of space and no one in this community likes you. Your f/o (who isnt YOUR f/o by the way, stop calling him that) doesn't love you, he definitely thinks you're annoying and wouldn't love you in any universe. I want you to know that I have an entire group of selfshippers I'm friends with that wish you'd do the world a favor and kill yourself, just so you know. It doesn't matter if you block me, by the way, because I can and will make new accounts to try to make you feel like shit. I pray to God every day you get in a terrible accident and die a slow and painful death. You mischaracterize "your" f/o (just a reminder, he doesn't love you and wishes you were dead!), you make the entire selfshipping community look stupid, and you're a sharer, too, which means you don't actually love any of your f/os anyways. You should get off of Tumblr. I'm serious, several of my friends are skilled hackers and will dox you. You don't deserve any of the merchandise you own, you don't deserve to be happy, really. And don't even try to tell me that since I'm a proshipper this goes against my "antiharassment values" or whatever I'm sure you'll try to say, every single proshipper I've spoken to thinks you're a hypocritical, disgusting, terrible individual that doesn't deserve the likes and attention you get. I seriously cannot believe anyone will a brain follows you. They probably do because antis don't have brains. They're retards that like throwing pedophile accusations at anyone that breathes. You all are some of the most idiotic and stupid people I've ever seen in my entire life. I cannot stand you. No one likes you, any mutual you think you have is secretly hoping you die, and trust me, a few people I know who follow you or at the very least have reblogged your things are secret proshippers! Isn't that terrible? I'm sure you think so. Because you think we're so bad, don't you? You think that all of us are rapists and evil people that deserve the death penalty. Every time someone reblogs the art you make and says "otp" and "I ship it", just know they're lying to you, they don't believe that, in fact, everyone's out to get you and no one likes you. And that server you own? Just know no one in there likes you. All of the friends you probably think you have? They don't like being around you. He doesn't love you, no one loves you, and if you have more f/os, they don't like you either. Your familial f/os want to disown you, your platonic f/os wish you weren't friends with them, and every single romantic f/o you THINK YOU HAVE does not LOVE YOU they DON'T LOVE YOU and they NEVER WILL. THEY DON'T LOVE YOU. Every person I have talked to you about agrees they wish you didn't exist they wish you never made an account they wish you never started posting to selfship Tumblr. You are lucky that your main blog isn't linked here because if it was, I would be sending asks there too so you'd have to delete your main blog too, and maybe then you wouldn't come back to Tumblr. The entire selfship community hates you and your lazy posts that a five-year-old could write up. In fact, just so you know, I regularly steal your posts and post them to the proselfship tag and they get more attention than your blog. Antis are the minority in fandom, no one likes antis. Not a single person likes them, you're all braindead children who have no morals or understanding of the world. This website would be better without you on it. I know you'll post this, and I know that there's probably going to be people in the replies telling you that they love you so much and that you're a good person and that "your" f/o loves you but he doesn't love you and he never will love you and you're absolutely fucking delusional if you think so. I fucking hate you. I'll continue to ban evade until I can push you off of this website. You can't get away from me and I will dox you.

uh oh someone let grandpa out of the nursing home again. also you sound like an evil supervillain. you expect me to take this seriously? this CANNOT be serious I'm giggling so fucking hard

anyways, heres all the art i have of me and korekiyo!

also bad news buddy, i dont have any familial or platonic f/os. womp womp. go back to algebra class, lil bro.

“Ya took a sip of alcohol and got drunk.”

She says indifferently

“Remember anything?”

Kai is wandering around the place, probably lost again, and finds an office with a door slightly open. He stops for a moment, considering just going about his day, but (being the slightly nosy person he is) decides some friendly conversation couldn't hurt.

He pushes the door open, "Anyone in here?"

@agent--shadow

”Who’s there?” Pheoness remarks, leaning back on her favorite spinney chair

thank you for the idea. Have a drawing of the Reginald I stole from @stellar-collective with his new feathery fren

*trigger warning, description of blood and violence*

Agent Phoenix: *on a mission, minding their own business*

Reginald: *telling a story about a duck he saw on the way to work* yes and then you wouldn't believe it! It bit me!

Agent Phoenix: that sucks. Sorry that happened.

Reginald: you know, you may find this funny but it reminded me of when I was 15 and I was walking through the same park on my way home from my first part time job when I was assaulted by a group of ruffians who thought they were going to be the next big crime lords of the city. They beat me within an inch of my life and one of them nearly bit my finger off when I tried to fight back! It was only hanging on by a flap of skin! I crawled my way to a phone booth; leaving quite the trail of blood and called my mother to take me to the hospital! I couldn't afford an ambulance! They told me I should be dead with how much blood I lost! But they put me back together and months later I was back on my feet. You know what I did?

Agent Phoenix: *horrified* ... What did you do, Handler?

Reginald: remember when I told you about the old, gun through the mail slot trick? You're talking to the man who invented that one. Shattered each and every one of their kneecaps and let 'em die where they lay. Next thing you know, I'm getting offered a job here at the EOD! I was told "anyone who can live through that and still have an itchy trigger finger even with those stitches would be a valuable asset here" and they were right! I basically run this show you know.

Agent Phoenix: ...

Reginald: Anyway agent, I will still feed the duck again tomorrow and hopefully we can become friends! Imagine me running around with a little pet duck waddling around behind me!

Agent Phoenix: ... Just one quick question.

Reginald: yes?

Agent Phoenix: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Reginald: well-

Agent Phoenix: follow up question, WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD FIND THAT FUNNY?!

Can I join the movie night 🥺🥺?

Ollie did his best to disguise his shock at the invitation. He could somewhat wrap his head around Phoenix being willing to run a mission with him since they’d done it once before (albeit with Ollie having no idea) but this? He certainly wasn’t complaining, seeing as moments ago he thought he might never see Phoenix again due to their infrequent visits to Agency headquarters, he was just confused.

“Reginald’s address is technically classified, so I’ll come get you,” Phoenix was saying as they turned and continued down the hall.

“What’re we watching?”

“It’s Reginald’s choice, so probably a John Juniper flick. Ever heard of him?”

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good old impulsive Agent Phoenix lol

(hey mod, when you create the animatic of that, please show it to me, i can see him in it)

Dang everyone’s riding on this animatic🤩

(I’m making it rn and you will be tagged:D)

GIYSGUYSGUYS

LOOK WHOS BACK

THE IMFAMOUS

THE CUNTRESS

THE PHEONESS

I have some free time to spare since my other accounts aren’t that busy so if you send requests for her, I’ll make some art (Oh yea and phoenix too:)

Sure👍

Ask @pandagobrr to be a member of the musical group:)

ATTENTION ALL IEYTD FANS!

Me and a couple of other accounts are making an ieytd musical! Since the fanbase is so small, we don’t have that many people to make it. If you want to try out for a main part, go for it! Even something as simple as helping with costume and stage design is greatly appreciated!

We’re holding voice auditions and all characters are currently open!

Musical Tumblr group⬇️

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I Expect You To Die: The Musical • Community on Tumblr

A group of peeps making a musical of our favorite game!

Audition sign ups if you’re interested:D

https://www.tumblr.com/communities/i-expect-you-to-die-the-musica/post/763709374250237952/ieytd-auditions-sign-up-form