Jimmy Is Saying

wilbur isekai au

There’s this idea going around that the hole story of the dream Smp was the fever dream of a random gas station and I love it but I was thinking what if it was a wizard of oz situation where the characters are all people he knows 

 bbh could be a semi religious daycare worker that stops by every morning to buy muffins for his students breakfast and an egg sandwich from the next door Dunkin’ doughnuts or some other chain 

the gas station can be located in a in the middle of nowhere strip mall 

There’s a day care that is the badlands/eggpire

Las Nevada’s is a Mexican restaurant with a lot of arcade machines 

The syndicate are security or repair men 

The dream team are health inspectors or people from corporate that are in charge of the reviews and budget 

Kinoko kingdom is a book store that also sells foreign products like plants or Japanese KitKats or manga the types of people that buy from them are very pompous or just very eccentric amongst there frequent customers are very familiar names from tales like helga or sir billiam

Bad boys playlist

All 

Cruisin for a bruisin from teen beach movie 

Bang bang by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj

Bad boy by cascada 

Daughters of darkness by halestorm 

Candy store from heathers

Jimmy 

Break the rules by charli xcx 

Joel 

 I Can’t be tamed by Miley Cyrus 

Grian 

I’m the bad guy from wander over yonder

Death god jimmy wears a bolo tie and wears all black like a cowboy attending a funeral

 and there are mysterious slime stains on him to

He functions like the death reaper in that he takes the dead to the afterlife 

Where ever he goes he is followed by foggy mist like in a swamp but at the same time it gets scorching hot when he’s near like the desert

he’s why when your about to die your vision goes blurry and he’s the source of the light at the end of the tunnel

@weird-king-eli

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is know for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

How I think I’m a squid kid would fit into dream Smp lore if he was white listed

I imagine he would be a rich ex king when he was young he and techno new each other he was sweet and kind and techno was working in the castle as a gardener or something squid got very interested in techno because he didn’t respect him like all the other people that worked for his family and so he had someone teach techno how to sword fight he would regret that decision when his parents died and he was made king he changed during that time and became a huge brat he was a teenager who’s parents died and had the responsibility of running a kingdom thrust upon him the power went to his head and techno watched as this kid he had known got slowly turned into a power hungry and sadistic tyrant that experience was what turned techno into the anarchist we see to day he started a revolution and was going to dethrone squid but before that could happen squid found out he took as much of his valuables as he could and fled that was the first government techno abolished and squid has spent all the time they have been apart stewing and nursing a grudge he has come back for revenge and will use all the wealth power and influence he has left to hire people to go and kill techno 

On a different note he is still rich and has very expensive taste he hears suits not just because he likes to show of his wealth but also because he is very short and looks very young because of his appearance he is mistaken for a child and gets made fun of for that so he try’s to look and act very mature 

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

Each spinel has a different way to make there diamond happy 

Yelllow diamond has been shown to love dark humor and sarcasm so yellow spinel is a comedian that focuses on those types of humor she is a part timer and only performs at predetermined time slots

Blue diamond is emotional her spinel is a therapist or a diary since diamonds are perfect they don’t react well to being criticized and on homeworld change is discouraged so blue spinel is there to let blue vent not to give her advise

White spinel is a fan girl and a yes man her purpose is to praise whites every action and since white is a perfectionist she has high standards because of that  her spinel is a ball of nerves and puts on a mask 

Pink spinel from cannon was meant to be a playmate she plays physical games like tag and red light green light and juggling she is also more clingy none of the other spinels would ever dream of touching there diamonds but she does 

owl house brother and witch lover

I just watched hollow mind and my mind is running wild with ideas I thought of 

I like to think that belos and his brother came from a very well off family and the witch was a rebellious bad girl 

which is cool because her relative eda started the bad girl coven 

anyway he was a kind boy that loved animals he would often drag his brother

 out of the house with out permission to play in the near by forest he wanted adventure and he found that adventure the day they found the witch 

she loved how he was kind to her even thought everyone else was scared and wanted her to be executed so she latch on to the only person that was on her side in the strange new world she was in where everyone wanted her dead

 she took him flying and told him about all the different creatures and places she had seen 

he showed her how to dance and she learned how to wood carve from him I 

think there relationship was like the song up town girl by billy Joel and a whole new would from Aladdin but reversed gender’s 

i thought of really cute nicknames they would call each other she would call him rich boy and he would call her witch girl 

The most scene hot topic pastel color kitty hats ever made

Jimmy has this weird habit where he gets very attached to and obsessed his headgear so bad boy Jimmy could also have a hat specifically an edgy cat hat

This Is Also Fun To Visualize. Joel Gets Cool Sunglasses, Grian Gets A Steampunk Top Hat, And Jimmy's Over Here With A Helmet & Cat Ears. This Flavor Of BadBoys Is A Mess /aff

Then when they all respawn joel and grian will berate Jimmy for picking a fight with a warden and getting them all killed

trying to collect my thoughts about The Bad Boys (that is, jimmy grian and joel)

like. joel and grian are by far the most bloodthirsty people on the server ("aw i'm not the boogey :(" and grian's 3L murder spree while green). meanwhile jimmy is constantly referenced as the most likely to die. they're all horrible chaotic influences on each other, they're egging one another on -- but then they hasten to warn each other about leaf waterlogging on bucket jumps. they spend their afternoons quietly fishing in their little wooden clubhouse... then go back to doing property damage and stealing things and setting fires

it's two short + one tall, but the one tall is all ineffectual bravado and the two short are these totally unhinged berserkers

"we're the only ones allowed to bully jimmy" + "i love my terrifying murderous besties" energy, is this making sense??? they're driving me mad