I imagine he would be a rich ex king when he was young he and techno new each other he was sweet and kind and techno was working in the castle as a gardener or something squid got very interested in techno because he didn’t respect him like all the other people that worked for his family and so he had someone teach techno how to sword fight he would regret that decision when his parents died and he was made king he changed during that time and became a huge brat he was a teenager who’s parents died and had the responsibility of running a kingdom thrust upon him the power went to his head and techno watched as this kid he had known got slowly turned into a power hungry and sadistic tyrant that experience was what turned techno into the anarchist we see to day he started a revolution and was going to dethrone squid but before that could happen squid found out he took as much of his valuables as he could and fled that was the first government techno abolished and squid has spent all the time they have been apart stewing and nursing a grudge he has come back for revenge and will use all the wealth power and influence he has left to hire people to go and kill techno
On a different note he is still rich and has very expensive taste he hears suits not just because he likes to show of his wealth but also because he is very short and looks very young because of his appearance he is mistaken for a child and gets made fun of for that so he try’s to look and act very mature
So I saw a really cool headcanon about how the boatem crew (minus scar) are vengeful ghosts because scar just took their money and ran as the boat he crashed sank with them on it.
It’s a great way to fit them into the pirate smp And I think it can go in so many different direction’s like horror or angst or comedy. Now I love comedy but angst is what I do best so I have an idea
The beginning is the same It starts out as a normal day on the jelly when it suddenly crashes and grian falls from the crows nest onto the hard wooden floor below
When pearl and impulse get closer to help him they get pushed off the boat into the ocean and After they fall into the water Impulse gets eaten by a shark and pearl gets stuck under the boat and drowns
@foop204 designs are great but I have an idea that is different for mumbo
mumbo was actually down in the hull when it happened and ran straight up to the deck arriving just in time to watch pearl and impulse fall overboard
he then rushed to get rope so he could pull them up but scar snuck up behind him and literally stabbed him in the back then he was left to die of blood loss
Might not be as flashy and creepy but his ghost still has the sword stabbing him long after his untimely death
Now they are all ghost and they have different ways they act as a result of the betrayal
Because as stagnant spirits they are forever stuck feeling what ever they were feeling before they died but turned up to 11.
In other words They are the remnants of the dead boatem crew only snap shots of their final moments
Grian is full of rage because he like the others thought scar was a friend but more so than the others he wants revenge
Pearl is a tearful mess when she swam up for air only to feel the bottom of the boat she felt despair because she knew she wouldn’t make it
Impulse is constantly jumpy and panicked because he saw a hole dang shark swimming right towards him(it’s an understandable reaction )
Mumbo feels empty and hopeless because his death was a lengthy one he was hurt at first but by the time he died he was just tired and done with everything
It’s pretty dark but the concept is already pretty dark
Inspired by @ommmmara @applestruda and @foop204
I hated it at first but now I love what it adds to his character looking back and watching his behavior
his hatred of Americans was self hatred
And his goals of him wanting to be remembered
Also his afterlife he was just a average guy working at a gas station boring and always the same so when he got isekaied into another world he lost it I think this ending is great because it’s him going back to his regular life willingly it’s like an Alice in wonderland story where he learns a lesson and returns home changed
I’m also very excited to see fan works with this new information
the fact that sir pentious manifested in a room with sera and Emily instead of the gates makes me think he is something more than a regular angel
I think he’s a saint I don’t know how someone becomes a saint but I want to call him saint pentious
*listens to c!hannah playlist* *is never the same again*
I think Cleo should be a terrifying agate like a better more effective version holly blue
agates are In charge of disciplining groups of quartz
Cleo was a teacher irl and the the mom within the clockers Cleo is very good at scolding others and is able to intimidate others into submission just like an agate
It’s that Time again time to nominate a symbol for the winner
Grian is the sun Scott is the stars pearl is the moon and Martyn is mars or earth (that one is not concrete)
Anyway I put forth the suggestion that Scar be symbolically associated with Pluto
Pluto named for the misunderstood and vilified god of death and wealth
Pluto the ex planet that’s separated for reasons beyond its control
Pluto a cold and secluded location
Pluto a place the suns warmth can’t reach
In my au bbh is like ginger bread house the son of the candy witch
He loves to bake sweets but nobody wants to eat them because his heritage makes them scared to try any
One day Skeppy needed some pies for a prank he was going to pull so he went to bbh for help but didn’t tell bbh what he was going to use them for
So when the prank happened bbh was angry because he was lied to and was told that they would be eaten and enjoyed
Skeppy felt kinda guilty for how he hurt bbhs feelings so he made up for it like only Skeppy could
by impersonating someone and holding a baking contest then going back to bbh and convincing him to give Skeppy a second chance and getting him to make his specialty muffins
He entered the contest as someone else with bbhs muffins and won
Bbh was embarrassed and even more angry then before because he was fooled for a second time and Skeppy took the credit for bbhs hard work but then Skeppy did something that surprised bbh he told everyone the truth
Everyone loved his cooking so much that they forgot there fear bbh cried and from that day onwards he and Skeppy were inseparable best friends just like how they became friends irl
Just found out that bbh used to be called saints of games
and now he’s a demon
Fallen angel bbh my beloved !
a joel and Jimmy fusion would look something referencing toy sheriff from season 2 and statue joel from season 1
So they have very pale green skin like porcelain and they have arms that look kinda stitched together like frankensteins monster or patches of there skin are dark blue which is noticeable next to the pale green
I head canon that Joel like pearl from Steven universe can shoot lasers from his sword but his looks like electricity
There hair looks like a dolls and it is constantly floating like they have just been shocked with static electricity
oh and their go to move would be to make water clones
inspired by @marblegroves and @playername-player-of-games