L Telling Yo Mama Jokes About Kira’s Mom While Silently Daring Light To Come To The Defense Of A Woman

L telling yo mama jokes about Kira’s mom while silently daring Light to come to the defense of a woman he doesn’t even know, I mean it’s Kira’s mother, anyone who raised such a horrible murderer must be the worst parent in the world. I bet she’s ugly too. I bet she was lying when she told Kira how proud she was about his test scores

Light Yagami's fingers twitch around his coffee cup.

"I'm sorry," L says, "does this upset you?"

"Of course it doesn't upset me," Light says, smiling brightly. His eyes crease shut when he smiles. Windows of the soul: closed for today, come back tomorrow. "I'm just not sure what this has to do with catching Kira."

"Well, we are trying to profile Kira," L says. "Which includes his relationships with his parents. You called him an affluent child, yes?"

"Yeah."

"It would make sense for Kira's mother to be neglectful," L muses. "He has all of Mommy's money and none of her love. That would give anyone a chip on their shoulder."

"What, you think Kira has an inferiority complex? Why would he? You said it yourself, he thinks what he's doing is justice."

"An attempt to discipline the world," L says. "Perhaps as a reflection of a lack of his mother's gentle guidance?"

"Or his father's," Light says.

"…Go on."

Light's knuckles whiten. L very carefully does not smile. "I'm just saying, I don't know why you're focusing on his mom all of a sudden. It's not like it's the fault of parents when their children choose to become delinquent. Besides, there are thousands, maybe tens of thousands of neglectful parents just in Tokyo. It won't narrow down our suspect pool—"

Ah, another trademark Light Yagami monologue. L decides to take the time to eat his cake.

"—and don't you think that it's unfair to say such things about a woman, even if she did raise a murderer?" Light crosses his arms. "Calling her ugly, really, Ryuga? That's kind of sexist."

L tucks his knees tighter to his chest in an attempt to increase his willpower enough to stop himself from cackling. "You think I'm sexist."

"It's not a personal attack," Light says. "But it's always good to reexamine your unconscious biases."

Well, he's wrong. L's biases are very conscious. For example, Light Yagami is absolutely Kira. "Thank you, Yagami-kun, I'll keep that in mind."

"You're welcome," Light says, heroically.

"I suppose that I should feel sorry for her, then."

"Sorry?"

"This poor, overworked woman who has her hands full taking care of such a spoiled child."

"Just because he's affluent doesn't mean he's spoiled," Light snaps.

"I can't imagine how heartbroken she would be to know her son was a murderer," L barrels on mournfully. "You're right, Yagami-kun. I should have empathized with her position. This must be very hard for her."

"I'm glad you're more in touch with women's struggles now, Ryuga." Light takes a sip of his coffee. His face is blank when he puts it down. "So about the profile for the actual murderer—"

"I still think she lied about the test scores, though," L says, and that's what gets Light to start screaming at him.

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ohhh, i have just pissed off a good chunk of russian fandom and got told to a) lock myself up somewhere and throw away my phone, b) visit a psychologist, c) kms.

another thing they said is that we're not in english fandom. my friends told me that i should post it here. so i will. after i translate it.

and remember, not all in our fandom are like that. no. idiots are just a bit more socially acceptable there.


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2 months ago

so, uh, death note rarepair week is finally here and I have successfully finished everything. now, did I have the time to translate it? no, but at least it is beta read.

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3 months ago

RATING LIGHT YAGAMI'S OUTFITS pt. 3

from the colored manga. bc you might need it in this hell of new year (part 1, part 2)

RATING LIGHT YAGAMI'S OUTFITS Pt. 3

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RATING LIGHT YAGAMI'S OUTFITS Pt. 3

lightplottin.jpg outfit. this outfit looks like L's lol. i love when light wears white sweatshirts bc i'd be like "hehe L". anyway, this man really love layers huh. if only he lived long enough to enjoy today's fashion. makes me feel like he's that type of person who'd tell you to wear a shirt underneath your sweater. 7.5/10

RATING LIGHT YAGAMI'S OUTFITS Pt. 3

bury your weapon outfit. man. light yagami in tracksuits are just the best shit ever. black, too. not many paople can rock tracksuits as good as him. this one? hell yes. also i noticed in another panel that he's wearing an air force 1 instead of his regular shoes. he left no crumbs. 9.8/10

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kira? in me? it's more likely than you think outfit. sorry about the title, i can't help it. he should wear this outfit for his oscar acceptance. it's not much going on other than drama and lies. 5.7/10

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confinement outfit. it's a look. for being imprisoned, it is. and he's light yagami, too. so. 6.8/10

RATING LIGHT YAGAMI'S OUTFITS Pt. 3

mock execution outfit. it's not like he can style it the way he like to wear clothes. he just got out of prison afterall. it looks like it's not his shirt lol. 1.6/10

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punch your bestie outfit. ok but this look? this zipped shirt? the little stripes? it's good. though he had never worn something like this before. it makes me wonder if it's that kind of clothes in your closet that you don't like/don't fit your style but them your parent (in this case soichiro) pack it for you so you have to wear iy. does that make sense??? 8.2/10

RATING LIGHT YAGAMI'S OUTFITS Pt. 3

working boy outfit. really basic. he pratically blends into the room and L. not much impression other than that tbh. this is like the popular boy outfit on top but like...less cool version. sorry. 4.5/10

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gud boy outfit. colored manga, hey, what's up with that purple? i mean i always see it as grey/black instead of purple ngl but yeah. not a huge fan. 3.8/10

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smart boy outfit. ngl i forget what he was doing during in this outfit, but it's pretty crucial. so let me name it that okay. i can almost feel the texture of this sweater and i don't like it! it feels kinda uncomfy. at least for me. not much comment other than that. 3/10


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3 months ago

RATING LIGHT YAGAMI'S OUTFITS pt. 4

from the colored manga. pls don't get bored ny this series yet lmao. (part 1, part 2, part 3)

RATING LIGHT YAGAMI'S OUTFITS Pt. 4

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RATING LIGHT YAGAMI'S OUTFITS Pt. 4

surrounded by idiots outfit. This is like the zip shirt from last part but blue. Honestly I'm not as much as a fan for this version. He once again blends in a bit too much into the surroundings. But it's not *too* bad i guess. 5/10

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pro hacker outfit. i assume it's sweatshirt underneath bc we've seen him in that ribbed/striped pattern a lot before. not too bad i guess, simple and easy. Something about it just really pleasing to me but at the same time it's not? Weird. 7.8/10

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okay this one doesn't have as many outfits as the previous parts but i want to divide it so next week we can cover the timeskip outfits, yay.


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1 month ago

I've looked through your posts, but I didn't find the answer (I am stupid), so I'll ask you here.

You always analyze Milverton from the point if him being a commoner. Please, I want to know how and why you came to this conclusion (so I can convince my friends - that *is* a much more interesting reading than him being a noble).

Thanks!

Hi, thank you for the question! Yes, I never analyzed why I think that he is not a noble - because it is a FACT stated by the manga.

I've Looked Through Your Posts, But I Didn't Find The Answer (I Am Stupid), So I'll Ask You Here.

It literally mentions that Milverton is not the member of the nobility.

And he definitely wasn't born into some non-noble upper class family either - yes, this is now the theory field, but the hints to this are very strong.

Milverton talks about that he needs patrons and that he keeps his power and influence with blackmail. If he was from a notable family with a background influential on its own, he wouldn't need to do this, because his power would be well-established already. So his companies weren't some family heirloom, but something he himself gained with hard work (khm, blackmail).

I've Looked Through Your Posts, But I Didn't Find The Answer (I Am Stupid), So I'll Ask You Here.
I've Looked Through Your Posts, But I Didn't Find The Answer (I Am Stupid), So I'll Ask You Here.

When Jack, who served at noble households and who sure knew about every notable person in London due to this, talks about Milverton, the only information he has to tell that he is an influntial businessman but not a noble. If Milverton would have born into a high-class family which already had influence, he would surely mention that. And Albert mentions that he only met Milverton once in social conventions, which also means that Milverton's social circle is not that tied to the high-class aside from the business matters.

I've Looked Through Your Posts, But I Didn't Find The Answer (I Am Stupid), So I'll Ask You Here.

Both the Morigang's talk and Milverton talking about himself present him as a self-made man, not a lucky boy who now has a playground because his parents died and left him one. I have a longer analysis on Milverton's possible birth actually.

But back to your question, Milverton not being a noble is not my conclusion, but an actual fact.


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2 months ago

Day 3. Fluff

this is the first one i've written because i thought about this prompt for about a second and saw them kissing. they do not kiss here, however, because i am allergic to romance.

and it also has no relevance to the plot whatsoever. it's just L being suspicious of every shadow and Matsu being cute.


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1 month ago

He felt this since childhood. Everyone is looking at him. When he was outside, he felt everyone's gaze on himself. It made his skin crawl. Despite the fact that every time he turned around to realize that no one was actually looking, he couldn't shake off this feeling. That horrifying thought always gnawed on his sanity. Everyone — every single person — is looking at his clothes, monitoring his footsteps, listening to his voice; everyone would not miss the chance to devour him the moment he slips up, the moment they see a flaw, a mismatch, inaccuracy. He felt like he was under constant scrutiny.

He had learned to live with it. His every thought, his every action and every word must comply with strict guidelines the society has set, must add to his perfect image and not subtract from it. In a new place he must choose the only correct path out of millions possibilities. One that would make him seem like a good person, good, trustworthy and righteous man. One that would earn him being treated with humanity and respect.

The feeling followed him into adulthood. Now, when he had taken on William's name, he must control his image with even more scrutiny. Is his voice low enough? Is his stance too relaxed? Does his body look normal enough? When he first saw himself in the mirror, the person he must be, he stopped eating. One pound of fat could ruin this perfect image. Two weeks later Louis force-fed him, muttering something under his breath. William only smiled weakly and fell asleep in the plate of Louis' stew. He wasn't able to fight off his own mind any further.

He started doubting himself. Rather, he never stopped doing that since he had learned that important thing about himself. A child, he immediately doubted the conclusion he had reached. He had heard that people like him are abnormal, insane. No matter how much efforts he put into complying with society's own guidelines, that same society would push him away. He had heard that people like him are killed. He had seen that many times.

His reflection isn't his anymore. He's just pretending. Putting on someone else's skin with that someone else's clothes, hair and mannerisms. Nothing was his. He has just borrowed his skin. It looks out of place on him. Everyone can surely see that. The longer he looks in the mirror, the more he feels sick. Everything he has grown to consider his doesn't belong on him.

"Brother are you alright?" Louis asks with audible concern and wraps his arms around William's shoulders. It's somewhat soothing.

He forces himself to close his eyes and tries to smile. He is sure that it looks forced and tight. Because it's just not her face.

ohhh, i have just pissed off a good chunk of russian fandom and got told to a) lock myself up somewhere and throw away my phone, b) visit a psychologist, c) kms.

another thing they said is that we're not in english fandom. my friends told me that i should post it here. so i will. after i translate it.

and remember, not all in our fandom are like that. no. idiots are just a bit more socially acceptable there.


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2 weeks ago

As requested, the private message relayed to B on 14/03.

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