Also Basira Now Has A Title!!

My vision for a Carmilla adaption is them leaning into both the fact that the novella is a confession and also that Laura is a liar. I want Laura to narrate that she absolutely didn’t fuck Carmilla while onscreen she fucks Carmilla. My vision.

So, Sengoku was teaching some cool lore to new recruits and this fucker comes in?

Sakazuki Akainu, go away before I do something I might regret and let Mr. Sengoku finish his PowerPoint presentation.

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES SEASON 2 SPOILERS, MY DUDES

"Then finally, after what seemed like forever, a stupid, arrogant, little man cut the webs and set the monster free."

The Magnus Archives, 79, "Hide and Seek"

Okay, I hate you, "Not-them"

I don't like you and whatever the fuck you represent.

I hope you will get rebound in whatever the fuck you mean with "webs".

I hope Michael helps and... Idk, slices you to pieces with his big, sharp hands (very unlikely, seeing what's happening, but a girl can dream).

I hope that Elias gets his head out of his office and stops being a "waste of a suit" (good one, Tim).

But FUCK, I love how you're calling out Jonatham there.

murdoc: pain is just weakness leaving the body.

russel: so if i break your nose again, you won't cry because it's making you stronger?

I'm late for the thursday, but not for the crying.

It's Thursday, you know what that means! *Cries over a podcast that ended weeks ago*

o h b o y

So... Unfortunately, I am a monsterfucker and the elephant man in episode 1 somewhat...

Intrigues me.

reasons why i wish corazon was still around:

1. so law can scream whenever he wants

2. PIGGYBACK RIDES

So, I just begun listening to the Magnus Archives Podcast; and even if I could stay here hours to talk about how much I love it already, I'm here to be my dumbass self:

I'm here to talk about the episode 16: "Arachnophobia"

The first thing you gotta know about why I feel like this about this episode, is that I'm in no way shape or form arachnophobic; I love spooders with all my heart and to me, they're only the arachnid equivalent of the danger noodles (which I also love, but I'm not here to talk about this).

Second thing is that when I'm scared, I try to empathize with the villain and not the protagonist of the horror I'm watching, or in this case, listening to.

In this Episode, Carlos Vittery explains how he moved to this flat to find the thing he had been fleeing from: spiders.

But tell me, just tell me, that I wasn't the only one to think how good must've felt the spider the second Carlos saw him on the TV screen.

I just imagine Carlos trying to grasp at his sanity while this little shit just makes fortnite dances on his tv screen, while giving him a metaphorical middle finger.