Gotta Love The Duality Of Peter Lukas!

Netflix’s Death Note: pro and con

Pro: Willem Dafoe as Ryuk

Con: Everything Else about the movie

me waiting to get dicked down by stinky slashers with big knives:

this is one of the best things i watched all week

reasons why i wish corazon was still around:

1. so law can scream whenever he wants

2. PIGGYBACK RIDES

Gaynyon

(courtesy of rudy @lesbianlotl​!!)

Lanyon: I'm threatening you--

Hyde: You sure you're not trying to seduce me, daddy?

Lanyon: What?

Hyde: what

i think it’s time to check on my fellow jon kinnies. how are you guys doing during this not so fine day? not well i presume. i sure am not. we should start a therapy group.

tropes i will never get tired of

fake dating

omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)

deadpan jokes while swordfighting

the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy

oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love

Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are

funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them

the villains presented as the protagonists

*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*

“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*

“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*

traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd

characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening

using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working

a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical

a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain

“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]”  “you lost it, didn’t you?”  “yeah”

“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”  “raise the dead”   “and what did you do?”  “raised the dead”

“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*

"Don't you dare try and be funny, Bitchard. You had your chance. You decided to go and traumatize my babies, so no, you don't. 💚"

-Me, trying to convince myself that Elias Bouchard isn't making me feel something other than hate