"Don't You Dare Try And Be Funny, Bitchard. You Had Your Chance. You Decided To Go And Traumatize My

"Don't You Dare Try And Be Funny, Bitchard. You Had Your Chance. You Decided To Go And Traumatize My

"Don't you dare try and be funny, Bitchard. You had your chance. You decided to go and traumatize my babies, so no, you don't. 💚"

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Basil at the door, windows, or scattered in the home will increase money.

Lay thorny branches on your doorstep to keep evil from your dwelling.

Eat a pinch of Thyme before bed, and you will have sweet dreams.

Place chips of Cedar wood in a box with some coins to draw money to you.

Carry an Anemone Flower with you to ward against illness.

Hang a bit of Seaweed in the kitchen to ward evil spirits.

Keep a jar of Alfalfa in your cupboards to ensure the prosperity of your house.

Burn Allspice as an incense to draw money or luck to you, as well as speed healing.

Cut an Apple in half, and give one half to your love to ensure a prosperous relationship.

Carry an Avocado pit with you to let your inner beauty shine outwardly. Avocado is also an aphrodisiac.

Strawberries are an aphrodisiac.

Place a piece of cotton in your sugar bowl to draw good luck to your house.

Celery is an aphrodisiac.

Place Almonds in your pocket when you need to find something.

Scatter Chili Peppers around your house to break a curse.

Carrying a packet of strawberry leaves will help ease the pains of pregnancy.

Scatter some sugar to purify a room.

Throw rice into the air to make rain.

Carry a potato in your pocket or purse all winter to ward against colds.

Eat five almonds before consuming alcohol, to lighten the effects of intoxication.

Place a pine branch above your bed to keep illness away.

Chew celery seeds to help you concentrate.

Carry of chunk of dry pineapple in a bag to draw luck to you.

Ask an orange a yes or no question before you eat it, then count the seeds: if the seeds are an even number, the answer is no. If an odd number, yes.

Eat olives to ensure fertility.

Toss Oats out your back door to ensure that your garden or crop will be bountiful.

Eat mustard seed to ensure fertility.

Place Lilacs around your house to rid yourself of unwanted spirits.

Eat Lettuce to drive lustful thoughts from your mind.

Rub a Lettuce leaf over your forehead to help you sleep.

Add Lemon juice to your bathwater for purification.

Eat grapes to increase psychic powers.

Carry a blade of grass to increase your psychic powers.

Smell Dill to get rid of hiccups.

If you place a Dill sachet over your door, those who wish you ill can not enter your home.

Place cotton on an aching tooth, and the pain will ease.

Burn cotton to cause rain.

Place pepper inside a piece of cotton and sew it shut to make a charm to bring back a lost love.

Carry a small onion to protect against venomous animals.

Eat grapes to increase fertility.

Place a sliced onion in the room of an ill person do draw out the sickness.

Place an onion underneath your pillow to have prophetic dreams.

Place morning glory seeds under your bed to cure nightmares.

Walk through the branches of a maple tree to ensure that you will have a long life.

Mix salt and pepper together and scatter it around your house to dispel evil.

Smell Lavender to help you sleep.  (Lavender makes me fall asleep so fast).

Hang a pea pod containing nine peas above the door to draw your future mate to you.

Eat a peach to assist in making a tough decision.

Carry peach wood to lengthen your lifespan.

Carry a walnut to strengthen your heart muscle.

murdoc better step up to the plate and throw on that little sailor ensemble he wore in phase 3 or else the whole ‘return to plastic beach’ would be for nothing


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i’m in the middle of bum fuck georgia on a trip and all i want is some big ass slasher man to burst through the woods and b(eat) my ass


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I just spent the entirety of episode 47 chanting to myself: "Michael, Michael, Michael"

And you know why?

For once the person giving the statement didn't describe the person (or entity masking themselves as person) being the source of their miseries as "short".

I get that short people are closer to satan, but as a certified monserfucker I'd like to see more tall eldritch monsters! Please!

(Even if I do have the feeling that I'll probably regret having wished this very soon)

Edit: OKAY I POSTED THIS BEFORE FINISHING THE EPISODE AND SINCE MICHAEL APPEARED I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO SAY I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED


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Yeah. I liked the setting of Hill Top Road...

DOESN'T MEAN I WANTED TO COME BACK TO IT-


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Some random terrified Brit: I have witnessed literally the most disturbing and horrifying thing ever. I saw a giant distorted shape crawl out of the shadows, oozing pus and staring at me with unblinking eyes all over its body, and it started spitting rotted teeth at me and then it began to slowly eat my skin and now I can’t sleep at night because every time I close my eyes I see an apparition of this monster by my bedside ready to feast on my flesh again

Jonathan Sims, in a monotone voice: fucked up if true


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