Normal People : Ew, They Are So Scary. How Do People Like These Movies ?

Jonathan Sims, you skeptical little archivist, I love you so much but stop discrediting every statement you come across.

Jon was raised by his grandmother, and seems like he was always a bit of an old soul. Probably talked a lot like a old fashioned gentleman.

It seems that people were annoyed by his questions, but Jon also really enjoys hearing answers! He wants to learn from people, hear their stories. He will sit and listen to what you want to say.

This is a very particular type of child, and Jon probably got on far better with older adults than his peers. What I’m saying is that the grandmothers in Bournemouth loved him.

Jon was probably just so cute! A tiny little gentleman that wants to talk to you for hours and listens carefully to your stories. Jon probably learned skills from them too. Just imagine tiny Jon squinting down at fabric, carefully stitching, then proudly holding it up for inspection.

Once every few months a flock of little old ladies on a trip to London come into the Magnus Institute and herd Jon away for lunch.

Tim makes a joking comment about Jon and there’s just a flurry of “how could you say that about such a nice young man!” And Jon’s just smirking behind them.

On the way out the others hear them asking about interpersonal Institute drama and Jon is like “oh your not going to believe this...” Because people know that Jon doesn’t care about gossip and will say anything around him. Actually, Jon loves knowing things but he’s using his reputation to get the juiciest stuff to share. And you know the ladies have shocking and amazing gossip as well.

i love how jons like “i cant find him because i dont have my superpowers” and melanies just like “okay but what about the superpower of using your fucking brain.”

Me and Mr. Fairchild have very similar reactions.

I love these fics to death but all of the TMA Time Travel fics are like

Past version of themselves: you’re from the future?

Archivist!Jon: Elias is haunted

Past versions: what?

Archivist!Jon: *loading a pistol and heading to Elias’s office* Elias is haunted

Dragon: If it's so important that Sabo have a guardian, can't you take care of him? I'm not good with kids and I don't have time to worry about a ten year old with memory loss.

Kuma, preparing to fuck off to join the Warlords and force Dragon into becoming a father whether he wants to or not:

Another very dumb TMA AU/fic prompt.

I’ve seen fics where Elias’s next planned body is Tim and I just had the thought that if this was the case then Elias would need to set up paper trial and everything saying Tim’s the next head of the institute.

So what if Elias accidentally gets knocked into a coma or something (to busy plotting his next evil speech in his head and falls down the stairs or something dumb like that) and he’s out of it so they check to see whose in charge next…and it’s TIM.

No one knows why, Sasha, Jon and Martin are going out of their mind because Tim? He picks Tim? What? Why?

Tim also very confused but just decides to roll with it.

This leads to either A) Tim finding out about all the fears and everything and archive crew stopping everything from happening and saving the day or

B) Tim doesn’t find out but somehow still manages to stop everything! Just through sheer dumb luck, weird business choices (most of which are part of his scheme to set Martin and Jon up so he can win the betting pool) ect.

Just no one finding out about any of fears but still stopping all of them.

The Lukases can’t interfere because Tim is so social he scares them.

Once Elias wakes up he sees hundreds of years of planning fucked up by Tim.

Elias: HOW COULD YOU NOT STOP HIM??

Peter: HE JUST KEPT TALKING ABOUT KAYAKING! RETREAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION.

Martin likes rowing in canon!! Martin is good at it! Martin is strong!!

Not only that, Jon knew this!!

That's why he was frustrated in 195 about the fact that one time he is a boat and it's without his strong, boat-loving boyfriend.

After all this time, they finally had a chance and was cheated out of a potential date >:(

It is Wednesday, my TMA dudes...

AHHHHHHH-

Artbook collection Master-post

Dorohedoro MUD AND SLUDGE + Dorohedoro Sketch Book 'Day Dream Hour' Artbooks 1-5 by Ryōko Kui (Dungeon Meshi) Delicious in Dungeon Adventurer's Bible world guide

Witch Hat Atelier Special Edition Volume 02 + 06 Artbooks Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou - Book of Paintings + Postcard Book "BLAME! and so on" Artbook

The Art of Ponyo The Art of The Wind Rises The Art of Kiki's Delivery Service

The Art of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind Miyazaki Moebius exhibition catalog The Art of Moebius

"Der Mond" Neon Genesis Evangelion Artbook "EYES ONLY" SPY×FAMILY Official Fanbook The Art of Fullmetal Alchemist 1 + 2

Elden Ring Art Book Volume 1 + 2 Dark Souls 1-3 Design Works Bloodborne Official Artworks

SEKIRO - SHADOWS DIE TWICE Official Artworks Grimoire Nier + NieR Art – Kazuma Koda Art Collection

The art of Alice Madness Returns SCORN The art of the Game The FLCL Archives

The Art of Metal Gear Solid I - IV - Gallery Works and Studio Works Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse -The Art of the Movie Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse The Art of the Movie

The Artwork of Berserk Alphonse Mucha's "Figures Decoratives" AKIRA Club

The art of Nimona

Here's a link to the entire collection, in case any of the individual links are broken.

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