I Love How Jons Like “i Cant Find Him Because I Dont Have My Superpowers” And Melanies Just Like “okay

I regret ✨nothing✨

I was digging around TF2 sound files and I thought these were pretty cute so I compiled them. Rare sound files that are sometimes used in-game when Miss Pauling gives you a contract.

Me and Mr. Fairchild have very similar reactions.

The idea that Lyfrassir joins the Mechanisms after TBI is so funny because that would mean that Jonny continues to play someone who is right there.

Lyf goes to every show, as their manager, and just awkwardly stands in the crowd while Jonny fucking d'Ville pretends to be them and absolutely nails it.

tropes i will never get tired of

fake dating

omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)

deadpan jokes while swordfighting

the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy

oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love

Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are

funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them

the villains presented as the protagonists

*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*

“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*

“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*

traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd

characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening

using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working

a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical

a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain

“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]”  “you lost it, didn’t you?”  “yeah”

“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”  “raise the dead”   “and what did you do?”  “raised the dead”

“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*

"I know it’s not natural. Somehow I… I feel it. I’m sorry, my academic detachment seems to have fled me."

Jonathan Sims, Hive - MAG032

THANK FUCK, JONATHAN SIMS, I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THAT SHIT-

PETER LUKAS. I JUST STARTED TO LIKE YOU.

You seemed like a fine man, a nice guy, a good change from Elias Bitchard...

BUT NO.

You had to go and do something to Martin.

I'M JUST SO ANGY. I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE NEW AROUND THESE ARCHIVES.

So uh.. for anyone considering joining the Fandom post Matpat

Please read Clowns (the creator) rules and limitations considering Welcome home. He has been extremely stressed out lately from the popularity his creation has gained and well… we were already worried about the possibility of another huge influx of people coming from Matpat.

We all know there’s going to be people who don’t care, and that’s extremely unfortunate but please for Clowns sake just be Chill and respectful.

He’s here on Tumblr it shouldn’t be hard to find information, I won’t @ them because I’m sure they’re already stressed out and I don’t necessarily want to add to that even if I do mean well.

I don’t want to fight with anyone and really a lot of us don’t, so let’s just keep kindness in mind whenever we speak? Okay?

Like I can’t stress this last part enough, here’s a direct quote from Clown because I couldn’t put it in better words honestly

“Please remember not to reprimand others on my behalf, I know the intentions but its not worth your anger and time. I think focus on being kind to others instead, having fun with you and yours! (I will figure it out, do not worry!)”

EVERYONE LOOK HERE, THIS DESERVES SO MANY LIKES AND VIEWS

Also, yeah, spoilers for mag200

TMA x Villain(빌런) feat. @worldformula