"We're Going To Have To Hump Now" -1/27/25

*To the tune of Wellermen* "There once was a man who touched my peen

the name of the man was Billy or Gene" - 5/16

"IVE BEEN WAITLISTED" -8/8

"There you are, you sexy beast" - 1/4

"What's your issue?"

"Uh, uhm, DRUG ABUSE!" - 1/29

"Don't lick it! Don't lick Joseph's candy! He doesn't want his candy licked! " -9/13

"I can suck on you but I can't unswallow"-10/12

"In my mind, I have a cartoon mind," -9/18

"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."

"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25

"Oh fuck me! National Fuck Me Day!" - 8/18

"Are you gonna be able to produce the next generation in 39 years?" -11/19