"How are you gonna have kids, you cant even look up from your phone long enough to have sex"- 11/19
"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25
"Let's get another piece of hair for a voodoo doll" -1/9
"I gotta take my tampon out, I don't need a butt plug right now" - 2/9
"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."
"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25
"You're my little poopy chacka"-3/27
High School is weird, here's some top tier quotes that have come from my high school hallways and classrooms mostly out of context
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