"Does Your Mommy Do That For You? Or Maybe Your Daddy, Too?" - 9/11

"I look like a Dorito in with shorts on," -2/17

"Get those off of me, you're a dirty girl!" -5/2

"My gums feel weird..."-10/8

"🎶I came so hard, I came so hard into his face, I came so hard it came out my mouth🎶"-5/16

"If you're in a public area, and you're shitting, I just can't finish, I'm too shy." - 12/12

"I shoot a three in your mouth," - 9/6

"Some people do cross fit, some destroy books, I drink coffee and vaguely mess with kids, its my therapy," - 9/24

"I do not watch videos about gay dudes prepping their assholes for sex" - 3/8

"I was too tall to be a whore with AIDS" - 8/17

"That's a very Sexy Name" -1/29/25