Some Of Y’all Haven’t Sat Through 10 Seasons Of Supernatural Just To See If Dean And Cas Would Hold

2007 // 2019

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

Today, on this fateful day in sex ed, I have to teach 25 9th graders how to put condoms on wooden dicks without losing my composure. Wish me luck lmao

Vanya: When crows remember who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool", but when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to move on".

publicity stunts

by Trojie

Relationships: Frank/Gerard Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance Words: 6,278 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Summary: The record company thinks a few plausibly-deniable rumours about Gerard and Frank dating would be good PR, but of course, they’re not contractually obligated to sleep together or anything. Ahahah.

Rec: Fake Dating is not one of my staple tropes, Secret Relationship, however, absolutely is one of my favorites! And the combination is fantastic. Frank and Gerard fake-but-actually-for-real dating is so good! This fic has everything: It’s funny, it’s fluffy, it’s sweet. There is a tiny bit of angst. It’s super well-written. I love it. Absolutely a feel-good read.

the mood watching the grammys rn:

I'm here and still filled with existential fear.

Hello it is I, Daniel returneth from the void. It has been a long time since I have expressed my presence with snazzy new merch, so to celebrate my return to the world of the living, what better theme than SKELETONS? These new items are things we have been working on separately for a long time (just like my video) but they all came together now, which is the universe clearly saying this is meant to be. Skeleton Vest / T-Shirt

Featuring an incredible graphite illustration by Neil McCathie, which could be an actual photo from the inside of my coffin if I was hit by a meteor tomorrow. Simultaneously scary and soft. This comes on a white vest for anyone that wants to feel the summer breeze on their bones, or a distressed black t-shirt for people who have something eating them up on the inside so hard it’s broken through your clothing. Pin Badge Set

A collection of enamel pin badges that really express an existential state. Coffee, candle, computer and a new chapter to symbolise your ability to achieve anything you want in this life - while ominously holding a skull as if you’re about to break into a monologue.

Silver Earring Set

A set of silver-look earrings designed to mix and match with your mood. A hoop, a skull, smiley face (that you have to spin upside down ofc), triangle, moon and a single stud. Yes, I basically just designed these to wear myself as it’s the set I always wanted. I hope you enjoy this cool collection which feels very authentically me. Now let’s all look forward to the future with wide eye sockets! - Dan

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….quick reminder that these photos exist…