Plants Are Just Like… Too Much Sun. Not Enough Sun. Ground Too Wet. Ground Too Dry. The PH Balance

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

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Tbh I just laugh because WHY

What to do when catcalled

Hiss like a cat

Imitate a dinosaur

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Peel a hotdog while maintaining eye contact

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Break into song like you’re in an irl musical

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