We're Apparently Opposites Lol. I Dont Know ANY Women Currently. I Keep Trying To Meet More And They

……never post again/j

saw the art of the Smith family as a leg and that motivated me to draw this

SOMBODY COME GIT’ERRRRRRR SHES DANCIN LIKE A STREEEEPER-

twink

thinking about them a lot sometimes

this box is full of so many fries

I love fries, this is great

 cat + dog = ? (＾▽＾?) ??

NOOO POPE FRANCISSSS

the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition

how does this keep happening

reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

Ohhhh god I cannot stop blushing thinking about this and I usually don’t post stuff like this but >\\\\\<

Convincing a priest that it isn’t sex unless he cums, and since I have a pretty cunt it’s completely okay that I’m a man!!!

so he gets to use my boycunt, him whimpering and trembling above me as he fucks my brains out on a pew. Him panting and crying because I’m so tight and warm and he’ll never forgive himself for giving into my seduction. I keep reminding him that if he doesn’t cum, it’s okay, and if he does, then, well, it’d be his fault.

I cum all over his cock as I stroke my t-dick, clenching around him even more before he forces himself to pull out so he won’t cum.

Seeing him every single night after that, edging him over and over and over…

I regret to inform you that I'm a disgusting pervert that will sexualise everything

Friends in every universe