Ohhhh god I cannot stop blushing thinking about this and I usually don’t post stuff like this but >\\\\\<
Convincing a priest that it isn’t sex unless he cums, and since I have a pretty cunt it’s completely okay that I’m a man!!!
so he gets to use my boycunt, him whimpering and trembling above me as he fucks my brains out on a pew. Him panting and crying because I’m so tight and warm and he’ll never forgive himself for giving into my seduction. I keep reminding him that if he doesn’t cum, it’s okay, and if he does, then, well, it’d be his fault.
I cum all over his cock as I stroke my t-dick, clenching around him even more before he forces himself to pull out so he won’t cum.
Seeing him every single night after that, edging him over and over and over…
having some Thoughts about these two articles.
I just accidentally made un-tea?????
I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation
Hey @mistyscoopington I found ur bf. I think he’s nonbiney.
pick one you bald genderless idiot
hypersensitive autistic son & his (also autistic) father who loves him unconditionally, who always gives him space when he needs it and who always cuddles him close when he needs it. they listen to kiddo’s head explosion music together. daddy helps him do his t shot every week n cuddles him afterward n kisses him n tells him what a good job he did. they always sleep together, because neither of them feels safe without the touch, the scent, the voice of the other just within reach. always reading him his favorite stories before bed, always falling asleep curled up together, daddy’s loving words sending kiddo off to sleep. i love you, dad. i love you too, kiddo.
He's so cute i wanna curb stomp him
Well fucks? Get to it!
i made stan get blinded by the whole community
(please credit if you use for whatever <3)
when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here