Perfect. Beautiful.

 cat + dog = ? (＾▽＾?) ??

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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BRO STOP I GOT FUJOSHI FLASHBACK AAAAAAAGHHHH *FUCKING DIES*

BNUUY!!!! THE BNUUY DILF!!!! (I wanba put my eggs in him dammit)

Jerry smith is my Easter goat 🔥

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autism is so very peak

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

HELL YEAH LETS GO!!!

PET PRIEST HUSBANDRY REAL?? [NOT CLICKBAIT???][GONE SEXUAL?]

I cannot resist the AU of an age gap ship where the older person is the saint and the younger is a demon/imp.

The DYNAMIC of corrupting the priest. While also being younger, making the priest fall into what they would call a sin.

Don’t mind me drooling over yaoi over here.

OW….THIS…THIS IS VERY TRUE….GET THE ALIEN BLUES YALL BUST IT OUT-

People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally