I Cannot Resist The AU Of An Age Gap Ship Where The Older Person Is The Saint And The Younger Is A Demon/imp.

Our Lover (Ao3) is away at war (down for maintenance) and We don't know when they'll return (it's scheduled for about 3 hours)

Thinking about a priest who absolutely freaks out over the most vanilla sexual thoughts he's having because the kinky stuff hasn't even occurred to him yet.

"No, I can't possibly tell you, it's- it's- just too awful.... I want someone to... put their mouth on me... between my legs. Wait, what? What do you mean where? Theres another option?? I- OH GOOD LORD--"

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

Hey @mistyscoopington I found ur bf. I think he’s nonbiney.

pick one you bald genderless idiot

You should write the most niche, indulgent fiction that appeals to you specifically, because it will be much more artistically authentic and valuable than corporate slop that has been focus tested to death to appeal to the widest audience possible.

Write for yourself and you will always be making authentic art that has an uncompromised vision, and you will gain an audience that appreciates that.

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

HMGGGBGGG- THIS IS LIKE A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE IF IT WAS PEAK OMGGGGG GRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHGHHGGG I MEED TO RIP HIM TO SHREDS AND ALSO PROTECT HIM WITH MY LIFEEEE

cutesy jerry posting !! salutations doggy jerry !