Dude Ever Since I Saw One Of The Tags For A Reblog Of One Of My Posts I Legit Can't Stop Thinking About

I'm sorry, but Evan Rosier is obsessed with the insides of Barty's thighs. They are always covered in bite marks and hickeys. Evan makes sure that all Barty has to do is press his thighs together to feel what they got up to last night.

He also has an obsession with Barty's nipples. Other than his genitals and thighs, his nipples are the most sensitive part of him. Barty can and has cummed just from Evan occupying his hands and mouth with Barty's nipples.

Evan's body is covered in bite mark tattoos because whenever Barty bites him back (which isn't as often as you'd think, because just Evan dragging his hand up the inside of his thigh can have Barty lost in pleasure) Evan can't help himself from wanting to preserve the absolute beauty that is Barty's teeth marks in his skin.

Barty is obsessed with cockwarming, specifically tying Evan to the bed or chair and just sitting on Evan’s cock while doing some definitely overdue homework or simply just cuddling that usually ends up with Barty falling asleep and waking up to being pounded into because Evan finally managed to get the binds undone.

He's also obsessed with putting Evan in a cock ring and wearing the most revealing outfits Barty would be able to get away with, to drive Evan crazy. This usually ends up with either neither of them cumming or Barty being forced through 3-5 orgasms before Evan takes off the ring and fills Barty up with the biggest load.

Barty has Evans fingerprints tattooed on his hips because the brusies always fade too quickly for both of their liking no matter how hard Evan grips them. And he is very much considering getting Evan’s fingerprints tattooed on his neck or maybe his hand print in general to match the hand print tattoo on his left ass cheek.

I don't know, but when Walburga finds out that Regulus is queer she's livid, but doesn't disown him thinking she can get him to settle with a nice pureblood girl and start working on some heirs.

When Walburga finds out that Regulus is dating a half blood, half breed, she's livid but doesn't disown Regulus because she brought the Black family heirs into this world and Merlin help her someone was going to continue it.

Already knowing that Sirius is a lost cause, she clings onto the fact that she's certain she can get Regulus away from the disgusting half blood. And makes anyone who will listen aware of just what she thought, all their pureist relatives agree readily with her.

Walburga hates Remus with a passion. She hasn't been this passionate about something in a long while. Walburga hasn't even met Remus, probably never will, but she hates him for the fact he is steering Regulus away from the goal at hand. A pure wizarding society.

She was going to kill Remus. If that's what it took to have her grip on Regulus once more, she would do it without a second thought. And she was going to do it too, almost had even, but then word got out that they were expecting child.

She was livid and, for the first time, unsure what to do to get her own way. She hated Remus but became a little bit more tolerant of him, though you'd never be able to tell because she still spoke the same ill of him, but that was a Black heir he was going to be producing, so she was conflicted.

It took Walburga a while but decided she couldn't have a person of Remus' status tainting the bloodline. So him and their now 4 children would have to go, Regulus could always rebuild his family with a pureblood woman.

Regulus was only the tiniest bit ashamed that the first spell that came from his lips when his bitch of a mother tried to attack his family, his beautiful babies, was the killing curse. But he doesn't regret it. He needed his family to be safe.

Remus wouldn't have been able to get his wand in time anyway, with a 4 year old and a 2 almost 3 year old tucked into his sides, a 2 year old in his lap and a new born in his arms while reading them all a story. He hadn't realised that Walburga was even there until Regulus had shouted, and she had dropped dead, too engrossed in their children.

Remus: Well, Peter's asexual, James won't be pulling anyone any time soon, and Sirius is too in love with me to do anything with anyone else.

(Remus says to Regulus, who is complaining about how Barty and Evan have started fucking and dont know what a silencing charm is).

Voldemort: I have an army. Percy: We have an Oliver whose quidditch pitch was destroyed.

The thing being Remus' wolf actually being an omega, so he's blushing furiously every time the jokes are made, and he subconsciously sighs and nuzzles back when James is breathing him in. And Moony is always suggling up to Prongs during the moons.

Remus Lupin stress bakes so his house always have some kind of treats around (quite often more than one kind)

Everyone thinks Barty is mean because he's always narrowing his eyes at people. But in reality he's squinting because he's fucking blind and never wears his glasses.

HC that Percy, after the war and re-uniting with his family, quickly became sick of politics. He decided that he'd seen enough of the broken inner workings of the Ministry, and had finally accepted that running at such high levels of stress wasn't healthy. Especially considering that he and Oliver were planning to start a family.

So, five years after the war, he makes the announcement that he's going to be stepping out of his role as Assistant to the Minister, to make way for Hermione Granger. Oliver is thrilled, because he's spent years worrying about Percy's wellbeing, even when the man took a bit of a step back a few years ago.

He's also excited by the idea that his kids will have at least one of them home constantly. He doesn't plan to play professionally forever, but he's got his eye on side-stepping into either training or commentary, both of which could continue to take him away for periods of time.

The one thing that worries Percy is, of course, their finances. Oliver gets paid an extortionate amount, it keeps them comfortable. But Percy, who learned from an early age to never look too closely at the bank account and to always keep a tight hold on the purse strings, is unaware even how much he has been getting paid.

One night, he asks Oliver to look at his Gringott's total for him, so that they can work out just how long they can go without Percy having to find another job. And after Oliver is finished choking on his own tongue at the ungodly amount of money that Percy has unknowingly set aside, he manages to tell his husband that he would never have to work again if he didn't want to.

Regulus Black Headcanons?? Or Remus Lupin headcanons:)

First off, I’d love to thank you for taking the time to send me an ask! Now, how about both?

Let’s start with Regulus, because I have less to say about him.

He’s trans. I did a longer post related to this, but it just makes sense to me.

He’s aro/ace. No more comments on this. Maybe he’s not completely aro/ace but he’s on the spectrum.

Speaking of spectrums, he’s autistic.

He excels in potions and charms, but falls short in DADA (ironically) and transfiguration (double ironic, considering his brother).

Looked up to Sirius more than anyone else.

Hated James more than anything for “stealing” his brother.

Hated Remus for getting more attention from Sirius.

Believed his parents over everything once they started getting mean with Sirius.

Really small— like, 5’2 - 5’3 and all of 100 pounds.

Did genuinely support Voldemort until just before his death.

Died hoping that Sirius would find his note and realize that he ended up like him. He wanted to make his brother proud.

He was not a good or bad person. He was deeply flawed and could be awful, but he was also a victim of his parents manipulation.

Was not abused to the extent that Sirius was, but he was mistreated and neglected.

He didn’t have any real friends and didn’t like people much, if at all.

He would’ve been either a potion maker or a part of the wizegamot if he lived.

Alrighty, that was more than I expected. On to Remus!

He is also trans.

He is biromantic and homosexual (experiences romantic attraction to people of multiple genders, but only sexual attraction to men).

He and Lyall had a very strained relationship when we was young, because Lyall blamed himself for Remus being bitten.

Has PTSD, paranoia, and very bad anxiety.

A very heavy sleeper most of the time. He also requires a lot of sleep to function and loves sleeping.

Takes a lot of naps.

Has chronic back and leg pain that worsens around the moon and his period.

Has sharper canine teeth and pointy ears, like a wolf.

Very very very socially awkward and doesn’t understand people.

Also autistic.

Excels in care of magical creatures and charms. Struggles with arithmancy and transfiguration.

Always cold.

Steals Sirius’ (or whoever you headcannon him being with) jumpers, mostly so he can do sweaterpaws and because he loves drowning in him clothes.

He’s always scared of physical contact because he’s worried he’ll hurt people.

He’s a cuddler. He acts like he isn’t (see previous headcannon), but he loves being held and loved.

He prefers being the little spoon, but he’ll be the big spoon if his partner wants.

He’s pretty average height— about 5’10– but very skinny and light, about 115 pounds.

Surprisingly sensitive. He acts very aloof and calm, but he takes things very hard internally.

Not an angry person. Most of his “negative” emotions just translate to sadness and self blame.

Quite insecure, but not debilitatingly so. He just perpetually underestimates himself and doesn’t like himself all that much.

Was a virgin until Sirius (or whoever you headcannon him with).

Is pretty afraid of people. He worries that they’ll figure out his secrets.

Very kind and patient, but can be short-tempered around the full moon.

Not a natural straight-O student. He studies very hard to get good grades. He needs to make sure he uses the opportunity for schooling he was given!

Is very evasive and self-blaming whenever he gets angry, mostly out of guilt.

Crooked teeth.

Super close with Hope. She was his only friend until Hogwarts.

If he wasn’t an only child, he’d be the youngest sibling, just on account of vibes.

He really likes being independent and truly hates having to fully depend on anyone, especially when he has to.

Has freckles on his face and shoulders and knees (which are very knobbly btw).

I hope that these live up to your expectations and that you enjoyed them! I’m not a very big Regulus fan if that wasn’t obvious, but I do find him very very very fascinating. Thanks again for the ask!

At what point do Sirius and James look at Remus and go "oh, yes, THAT is our little princess"?

Okay so

Maybe it’s sometime in sixth year or maybe it’s sometime after Hogwarts and they’re all living together. Maybe it’s funnier if it’s after they’ve graduated, I don’t know. But Remus is quietly very jealous of James and Sirius hooking up “secretly” (they are good at so many things, but fucking discretely is not one of them). He’s been holding it in for some time, not sure why he’s so envious. Is it that he’s feeling left out? Or is it that he wants that level of intimacy with someone? Or, even worse, is it James that he really wants? Or is it Sirius? Obviously, Remus is NOT GAY. And also, James and Sirius aren’t gay—this is just them, it’s what they do.

One night, Remus comes back from visiting Peter in the Hospital Wing who’s there because of a curse gone awry or something or maybe if it’s post-Hogwarts, Remus was on some sort of Order assignment. Anyway, he walks right into James sucking off Sirius. Sheepishly, they apologize, and Remus just smiles and says something reeeeeeally passive aggressive.

“Oh, no, please don’t stop on my account” or “oh good, I was hoping to fall asleep to the sound of your fucking—please go on…”

Sirius and James shoot each other incredulous looks, raising their brows as if they can’t believe their Moony would talk to them like this.

“Sounds like Moony’s a little jealous,” James says.

Remus glowers at them, but he’s turned completely red and tells them to shut up. Sirius looks at him with pity.

“Is it true? Are you jealous, Moony?”

“Look at how red he is,” James says.

And Remus doubles-down and tells them to put up a silencing charm next time or at least put a sock on the door. But Sirius and James exchange a knowing look.

“Poor Moony feels left out,” Sirius says.

“Oh, our sweet Moony! What have we done to him?”

“Suppose we ought to show him how much we love him?”

Remus wants to punch the both of them, thinking that they’re mocking him, when Sirius and James sidle up to Remus and start, essentially, petting him and telling him that they’re so sorry for leaving him out, but he should have said something sooner, because the last thing they want him to think is that he isn’t invited, and how can they make it up to him? And Remus makes a sardonic joke about needing to get sucked off sometimes too, and then Sirius and James are cooing, “Of course, yes” “Anything for our Moony” and then yada yada yada, Remus finds himself being pampered by two very capable mouths :)

OH WAIT THOUGH

I think the first time James and Sirius realize that Remus SHOULD be their little princess before the above scene is when Remus falls asleep between them on the sofa after they’ve been drinking. Sirius is running his fingers through Remus’s hair, and James comments that Remus looks rather angelic when he sleeps. And then they start talking about what they like about Remus, and then they keep getting more and more specific about what they’d like to do with Remus, and then they start getting more and more into it, and then they start making a plan to make Moony their little princess…

Me explaining a very intricate fact about a show to someone like I don't have an insane level obsession with it.