At what point do Sirius and James look at Remus and go "oh, yes, THAT is our little princess"?
Okay so
Maybe it’s sometime in sixth year or maybe it’s sometime after Hogwarts and they’re all living together. Maybe it’s funnier if it’s after they’ve graduated, I don’t know. But Remus is quietly very jealous of James and Sirius hooking up “secretly” (they are good at so many things, but fucking discretely is not one of them). He’s been holding it in for some time, not sure why he’s so envious. Is it that he’s feeling left out? Or is it that he wants that level of intimacy with someone? Or, even worse, is it James that he really wants? Or is it Sirius? Obviously, Remus is NOT GAY. And also, James and Sirius aren’t gay—this is just them, it’s what they do.
One night, Remus comes back from visiting Peter in the Hospital Wing who’s there because of a curse gone awry or something or maybe if it’s post-Hogwarts, Remus was on some sort of Order assignment. Anyway, he walks right into James sucking off Sirius. Sheepishly, they apologize, and Remus just smiles and says something reeeeeeally passive aggressive.
“Oh, no, please don’t stop on my account” or “oh good, I was hoping to fall asleep to the sound of your fucking—please go on…”
Sirius and James shoot each other incredulous looks, raising their brows as if they can’t believe their Moony would talk to them like this.
“Sounds like Moony’s a little jealous,” James says.
Remus glowers at them, but he’s turned completely red and tells them to shut up. Sirius looks at him with pity.
“Is it true? Are you jealous, Moony?”
“Look at how red he is,” James says.
And Remus doubles-down and tells them to put up a silencing charm next time or at least put a sock on the door. But Sirius and James exchange a knowing look.
“Poor Moony feels left out,” Sirius says.
“Oh, our sweet Moony! What have we done to him?”
“Suppose we ought to show him how much we love him?”
Remus wants to punch the both of them, thinking that they’re mocking him, when Sirius and James sidle up to Remus and start, essentially, petting him and telling him that they’re so sorry for leaving him out, but he should have said something sooner, because the last thing they want him to think is that he isn’t invited, and how can they make it up to him? And Remus makes a sardonic joke about needing to get sucked off sometimes too, and then Sirius and James are cooing, “Of course, yes” “Anything for our Moony” and then yada yada yada, Remus finds himself being pampered by two very capable mouths :)
OH WAIT THOUGH
I think the first time James and Sirius realize that Remus SHOULD be their little princess before the above scene is when Remus falls asleep between them on the sofa after they’ve been drinking. Sirius is running his fingers through Remus’s hair, and James comments that Remus looks rather angelic when he sleeps. And then they start talking about what they like about Remus, and then they keep getting more and more specific about what they’d like to do with Remus, and then they start getting more and more into it, and then they start making a plan to make Moony their little princess…
I always picture you like a bunch of women (73) in a trench coat
Damn I wish
Sadly, I am one, very single, woman with no trech coat, though I would love a trench coat at some point. 😥 😔 😟 🙁 😞
Oh yes, definitely. I still haven't really recovered from that bomb of a hc
...so, it is established that Regulus is a black cat animagus, yes?
I give you: cat Reg cuddling with their babies when they are still too small to be safely sleeping in their parents' bed, but he wants to be close to them so bad, watch them breath, hear their little hearts beat.
So he turns into a cat and climbs into the crib, curling around their soft heads and protecting them from bad dreams. Purring until he falls asleep.
remus and sirius are concert buddies, peter and remus are science museum buddies, sirius and james are drinking buddies, james and peter are movie watching buddies, peter and sirius are chess buddies, remus and james are mischief planning buddies
This is a photo that was taken by James, but he can't stop blushing when he looks at it, so Peter put it up in their dorm as a joke but now he can't stop blushing from it. And anyone who looks at it is a mess of blush. So they all kinda avoid looking at that corner to keep their sanity
So studious 🤓☝️
Barty, Evan realised, was very spacey. And not like Pandora, who is more up in the clouds, her thoughts constantly floating from one place to the next. Barty, on the other hand, was more like, if there was nothing to keep his attention, he would drift off into nothingness. It's the only way Evan could describe it. If what was happening couldn't grab his attention, his eyes would drift to something off to the side, and it was like his mind went completely blank. It would take ages to get him out of them.
It hurt Evan to see that the older they got, the worse these episodes got. He was scared that one day, he'd just never be able to find Barty in those eyes again.
Harry Potter, with the little he knew on his parents and their friends, not willing to let them be lost to everyone, including himself 🧡
"I will always keep talking about you. You deserve to be remembered."
— Anonymous
Oh dear gods, oh dear gods, oh dear gods!
REMUS BLACK USING HIS MAIDEN NAME WHILE TEACHING IN HOGWARTS!!!
And all students are completely confused why no Slytherin dares to act up in his class, mock him or play pranks on him.
No, they are even PROTECTING Professor Lupin, any student that tries something feels the collective wrath of House Slytherin.
One brave Ravenclaw, after thousands of theories started floating around, asks their Slytherin friend why.
The blank stare speaks of a traumatic experience.
"Because one time, before we knew, a Slytherin caused his cane to slip and him to fall. He was laughing, his husband wasn't. That summer every single one of us got chewed out for humiliating the husband of Lord Black. Lord Black himself was so 'kind' to give us some 'lessons on proper behaviour'."
The shudder and glassy eyes were sign enough that nobody wanted to know what happened during those lessons.
(Regulus had and would never seriously harm children, no matter if physically or psychologically, but some humility was never wrong. Remus was laughing his ass off the entire time.)
Update looking through tumblr, and Bucky did say I love you, like yesssssss, I didn't hear you wrong. My shit hearing hasn't actually failed me. The Gays are reallllllllllll.
Just watch Captain America Brave New World, and here are my thoughts throughout the movie
Spoilers from here on out
The trio friendship is actually the most wholesome thing ever, like my heart couldn't handle the cuteness. Like Isaiah getting hyped up.
Isaiah wearing the suit he got married in, like almost cried when he was asking the officer not to reck his suit.
I can't believe they got an 85 year old man to do exercise on camera
Dude Ross saying that if anyone was to get the animantiom (probs butchered that) it would be them feels like the most American line ever.
Bro, it took me a second to process that the don't die jokes were probably actually Sam's trauma.
Also, like Sam's trauma of losing Riley and then almost losing Joaquin, def wasn't addressed enough in this
The way I silentlyish screamed when Bucky made a cameo like yessssssssssss
I know Bucky probably said, "I'll have your back." But it legit sounded like, "I love you, man." Like winterfalcon, who????????
Honestly, I really liked the idea of bringing the celestial into it like it was something that happened ages ago but never ended up getting addressed until now, and I liked how they did it.
And the foreshadowing in the end credit scene that could mean so many different things.
Damn getting called basic from a quiz be like 😐
which ao3 tag are you?
Remus: Well, Peter's asexual, James won't be pulling anyone any time soon, and Sirius is too in love with me to do anything with anyone else.
(Remus says to Regulus, who is complaining about how Barty and Evan have started fucking and dont know what a silencing charm is).