Apparently, Nutella Was Invented In 1964, So My Original Thought Of Rip Remus Lupin You Would Have Loved

A year younger Barty makes pedophile jokes the entire time Evan is of age, and he isn't.

Just mpreg Remus, where instead of a human 9-month pregnancy, it's the length of a wolf, which is roughly 2 months, or a werewolf, which is around 3 months. No matter how you look at it, everyone is going to be collectively losing their shit. Just picture the chaos.

“it’s just a ship” maybe to YOU. they’re engraved in my soul

Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat

the face of a man preparing to give the performance of a lifetime as "fruity henchman":

mr mayo ily

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the face of a man about to have his life ruined by the emmy award winning performance of "fruity henchman":

Harry Potter, with the little he knew on his parents and their friends, not willing to let them be lost to everyone, including himself 🧡

"I will always keep talking about you. You deserve to be remembered."

— Anonymous

Damn getting called basic from a quiz be like 😐

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Barty and Remus both get carried around a lot for the same reason but very different at the same time.

Remus, who's having a worse day with his chronic pain than usual, is forced into James' arms, kicking, screaming, and all, but gives up quickly because the relief is almost instant from not having to stand and the affection is nice.

Barty, on the other hand, literally can not walk from how well he was fucked the night before. He tried, multiple times, in fact, but he can't feel his legs, and everything feels so heavy. So he wraps himself around Evan, who easily carries Barty around like he hasn't disabled his boyfriend for a short period of time.

2025 Witches' Calendar

January 13 ● Full Moon in Cancer (Wolf Moon) January 29 ● New Moon in Aquarius February 2 ● Imbolc February 12 ● Full Moon in Leo (Snow Moon) February 27 ● New Moon in Pisces March 14 ● Full Moon in Virgo (Worm Moon) March 15-April 7 ● Mercury Retrograde March 20 ● Ostara March 29 ● New Moon in Aries April 12 ● Full Moon in Libra (Pink Moon) April 27 ● New Moon in Taurus May 1 ● Beltane May 12 ● Full Moon in Scorpio (Flower Moon) May 26 ● New Moon in Gemini June 11 ● Full Moon in Sagittarius (Strawberry Moon) June 20 ● Litha June 25 ● New Moon in Cancer July 10 ● Full Moon in Capricorn (Buck Moon) July 18-August 11 ● Mercury Retrograde July 24 ● New Moon in Leo August 1 ● Lammas August 9 ● Full Moon in Aquarius (Corn Moon) August 23 ● New Moon in Leo September 7 ● Full Moon in Pisces (Harvest Moon) September 21 ● New Moon in Virgo September 22 ● Mabon October 6 ● Full Moon in Aries (Hunter's Moon) October 21 ● New Moon in Libra October 31 ● Samhain November 5 ● Full Moon in Taurus (Beaver Moon) November 9-November 29 ● Mercury in Retrograde November 20 ● New Moon in Scorpio December 4 ● Full Moon in Gemini (Cold Moon) December 19 ● New Moon in Sagittarius December 21 ● Yule