Ok But What If They Did End Up Having More Kids Than The Weasley's, But It Was Purely On Accident, But

Hiccup being dramatic AND buff Astrid (as she should be) because that is the best dynamic ever and I will fight to the death on it.

I'm genuinely thinking about making a 10k, multific on moonwater, and their 10 children look alikes. Going through all the pregnancies. And potentially, time during the kids' time at hogwarts. Is it something people would want. (Honestly, I might do it either way)

An actual need right here, guys

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since people hate american marauders, fuck you, they’re now all from various states and most of them are involved in greek life in some way shape or form

barty says he’s from nyc but he’s a fucking liar. he is from an even richer even more pretentious part of upstate new york but one person assumed the city when he said he was from new york and he decided that was cooler and rolled with it. in a frat mostly to piss off his dad, always drunk or on something, still has a 4.0

dorcas is ACTUALLY from nyc. she’s majoring in polisci but is minoring in fashion cause it’s fun and she’s good at it

marlene is from a tiny town in tennessee, very conservative, VERY christian, really comes into herself at college although there is a LOT of religious trauma to work through

mary is from south carolina, she’s very much like a southern belle, make sweet tea that will rot your teeth type, 1000% in a sorority. she’s studying english or education and minoring in art, probably painting focused but she won’t be an art teacher

james is THE frat bro, like his dad and his dad’s dad and his dad’s dad’s dad were in this frat. he will be president eventually but for his freshman/sophmore years frank was president (james has a bit of a crush on him and did not realize) he’s studying sports medicine or social work and plays soccer

the black brothers are from massachusetts they went to some disgustingly expensive private schools, different schools though, either because sirius became awful after going to boarding school or because of trans!reg, your choice.

sirius joined the same frat as james, it’s the rival frat to his father’s so there’s some shit there. he isn’t on the soccer team because soccer wasn’t “sophisticated enough” for the blacks (he can fence and ski like a motherfucker though) but he does play soccer recreationally

regulus is studying law or finance or business or something equally awful because his parents made him, it’s soul crushing and he hates it but he is really good at it (as he is everything) he wants to study philosophy and will eventually switch when he gets out from under his parents thumb

lily and snape are from new england, i can’t think of like a specific place but it’s smaller and poorer, lily would be in an academic sorority but snape has a vendetta against greek life (cause he didn’t get any bids) and has also made lily very against it (hence her hatred for the marauders) her issues with petunia stem from pet not getting into the college, asking lily to stay behind with her, and lily just needing to get out of that small town

everyone loves texas remus but may i offer you like farm kid montana remus, his family has enough land and he was always busy enough that he never really got to interact with kids his age, maybe an accident with an animal that gave him his scars. he goes to college and joins a frat because growing up almost completely alone, that idea of unwavering brotherhood really appeals to him. he’s studying classics (shocker) which causes some fights with his dad who wanted him to do something more agricultural

peter is from illinois, it was a big deal for him to move out out state for college and join a frat since no body really expected anything from his life. he’s studying math. i think his storyline would kind of be like california by chappell roan, he really wanted the city to work out but it’s just not and he wants to go home. the city brings out the worst in him and he ends up becoming the worst version of himself to try and be liked

evan and pandora are from florida but moved all over because of their dad’s business. pandora is studying art (duh) with a minor in philosophy which is how she meets reg. evan is studying engineering, i’m thinking mechanical but i’m not too sure

This head cannon has stuck with me for years, I have no idea where it came from. But just Wolfstar being together since first year, and no one finding out until like 6th or 7th year.

Remus had done something brilliant, and Sirius proposed there and then, one knee and all. Gave Remus his signant ring as well. Remus told Sirius they should probably date before something like that. And thus Wolfstar began.

It was never brought up again until years later when James had jokingly made a comment about Remus and Sirius dating because they were currently cuddled up on the couch like always. Sirius said they had been dating since first year and brought up the proposal.

James absolutely lost it because he was there when that happened, and he couldn't believe he didn't know. James thought everyone knows that first year is a lie and basically doesn't exist.

Peter would have said he knew this just to mess with James even more because James losing it was never not funny. Even though Peter hadn't thought they were dating and thought they had trauma bonded and became codependent due to said trauma bonding.

Neil “I don’t know what it’s like to not have deep emotions. Even when I feel nothing, I feel it completely” Perry

Neil “I’m not a whole person anymore and I don’t think I ever will be. Parts of me died in the house I grew up in and I visit them in dreams” Perry

Neil “I’ve been trying to go home my whole life” Perry

Neil “I make coffee. I pretend I’m in love with the idea of being alive. I make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove” Perry

Neil “I need a life that isn’t just about needing to escape my life” Perry

Neil “Something feral inside me wants everything, craves every taste and looks everywhere. But something else, something lethargic, only desires to sleep” Perry

the effect that this rosekiller art had on me and STILL has on me to this day needs to be studied in a lab

somethin about it man

artist @/industrations on here and on insta

sugar baby remus lupin x sugar daddy regulus black.

that's it. you're welcome.

The way I internally screamed at how much I loved this HC

Regulus would leave the most insane brusies and bites on Remus' waist, and he'd make sure they were in a spot where when the sweater did ride up, they were visible to all.

This would also make Remus really sensitive in this area, and he would have to force himself not to shudder and melt into a puddle every time Regulus grabbed and held his waist, another thing he was obsessed with doing.

Regulus seeing Remus' slutty waist, V line and light brown hair peaking above his pants while he tries to reach for something and his grandpa sweater lifts up and jerking off to memory for days until he can't take it anymore and pins Remus into a wall.