The Way I Internally Screamed At How Much I Loved This HC

Hiccup being dramatic AND buff Astrid (as she should be) because that is the best dynamic ever and I will fight to the death on it.

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

Ok, but imagine the dead poets at Hogwarts, and even tho they are all in different houses, they still have their study sessions in Meeks' room because out of the 7 of them they are all doing one or more subjects the same as someone else.

Meeks aced runes and let's Charlie cheat off of him because he thought it would be an easy A, but turns out he had to actually put effort that he didn't want to use into it.

Cameron is always helping an incredibly confused Neil, Knox, and Charlie with divination.

Pitts and Meeks are always fiddling with muggle tech that only Neil and Todd know what the other two are working on, and no, they aren't going to blow anything up. At least they don't think so.

Todd always has to give Neil his notes from care of magical creatures because Neil is always figuring out a way to try and hug the creatures, that or figuring out how to give Todd a hug. It's not his fault they all look cuddly.

Charlie isn't half bad at potions, but only because he sneeks in to watch the teacher make the potion. Otherwise, he would be rubbish, Knox is incredibly grateful for having Charlie as his partner.

Pitts and Perry try their best in herbology, but again, Neil wants to hug everything, and Pitts is very worried watching him get emotionally attached to a plant, so they usually have to ask Stick for the course work after class. Pitts is pretty sure Neil has managed to smuggle in and domesticate a baby womping willow, who he's pretty sure Neil named Puck.

Charlie always says that Knox was a cheater when it came to how good he was at charms, Knox always replied with something cheesy about his looks or something even more cheesy about his name. Cameron was quick to wack him over the head.

It was always a competition between Cameron and Neil for who was better at transfiguration, Neil accidentally transfigured him into a textbook once and spent three days figuring out how to turn him back. He was too embarrassed to get a teachers help.

Probably the most surprising was how incredible Todd is at defence against the dark arts.

He was also the only one who could stay awake and pay attention during history of magic. So it was the only time Meeks and Cameron would allow themselves to sleep during class, knowing Todd had their back.

And the guys who aren't in Meeks' house always get caught by prefects on their way back to their dorm, so much so that a prefect has started knocking on the door when there's 10 minutes till curfew.

Pitts is also really good at getting lost, but he is also really good at getting to his classes on time. He just goes with the flow.

This is what happened to most of James stuff throughout his years at Hogwarts

James: is that my sweater?

Regulus, looking down confused: no? I stole this from Barty

Barty: oh well I stole it from Evan

Evan: it's not mine, I got it from Panda

Pandora: I borrowed it from Dorcas

Dorcas: I got it from Marlene

Marlene: .... I may have stolen it out of Mary's closet

Mary: only because I stole it from Lily first

Lily: don't look at me I borrowed it from Remus

Remus: I only had it because I thought it was Sirius'?

Sirius: oh shit, I did steal that from you Jamie

Ok, I'm writing the 10 Bllu children, and I need names and as many plot points and sub plot points and personality traits as you can gather. They don't even have to be for the kids can be how the characters will react.

The story is going through all the pregnancies

Baby 1#: Sirius look alike

Baby 2#: James look alike

Baby 3#: Peter look alike

Baby 4#: Barty look alike

Baby 5# & 6#: Lily look alikes

Baby 7#,8#,9# & 10#: Remus look alikes

Also, characters that will be appearing are Remus, Regulus, Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, Marlene, Mary, Dorcas, Barty, Evan, and Pandora with Minerva and Poppy.

Please leave them attached to this so I can find them or tag #the 10 bllu children

I'm like tweaking out a little bit here cos what do you mean 53 people have decided that they want to put up with my bullshit. That's 53 more than I ever thought. And what do you mean I've been adopted on tumblr and got my own tag with this messed up family that's about a probably equally messed up family.

Anyway, gonna go kick my feat and scream in a corner thinking about Remus Lupin and Barty Crouch Jr. because I am trash for them.

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Rosekiller bite mark tattoos🧎

Evan also gives barty piggy back rides in public places and it's scary bc they're both so fucking tall

sugar baby remus lupin x sugar daddy regulus black.

that's it. you're welcome.

Barty with a vagina is an extreme squirter.

“it’s just a ship” maybe to YOU. they’re engraved in my soul