Hey Tumblr Why Does This Email Make It Seem Like Ryan Gosling Is Fucking Dead

Okay but Luigi has big dick energy and not enough people are talking about it

Her name is captain Amelia Bradshaw and I will either write an entire novella about her or forget she exists entirely.

This one is from months ago but the lighting took 500 calendar years so I will post it 500 times if I want to and you’re not allowed to say anything about it

Diary comic #3 - 8.26.22

Elon musk has done a lot of shitty things but the one thing that pisses me off the most is he’s the first thing a lot of people think of when you mention Tesla now.

Like the real Nikola Tesla was SO cool. Nikola Tesla was a genius, and a weirdo, and he nursed injured pigeons back to life. But now when you say “Tesla” most people just think of stupid Elon and his shitty exploding cars. And it pisses me off.

Listen all my joints hurt and I’m tired all the time, but yesterday someone I love rested their head on my shoulder while we watched cartoons on our beat up couch, so I’m doing pretty good all things considered.

I am constantly fighting the urge to be horny on main and I just want you all to know how much restraint I exhibit on a daily basis

Me: I mean I just told you I have a family history of autoimmune disorders and joint problems, don’t you think we should at least look into—

Dr: You know what else you have a family history of?

Me: …………….dude I swear to god—

Dr:

💖💕Mental Illness💕💖

Me: Yeah so I’ve been having horrible joint pain, muscle weakness, and fatigue for the past several years that’s worsened dramatically in the last 2 months.

Dr: Hmmm…. Fatigue, you say? Do you happen to have any…… mental health issues??

Me: …..I mean I have an anxiety disorder, but I really doubt that—

Dr: That’s the reason, that’s why you’re fatigued. It is your ✨mental illness✨

Me: Okay but I’ve had anxiety since I was a kid and the fatigue is a recent issue, so—

Dr: So sorry to hear about how ✨MENTALLY ILL✨ you are and how it is causing literally ALL of your health issues😢☹️

Me: But my anxiety is way better than it used to be, plus like I said I’m having joint pain as well I really don’t see how that could be caused by—

Dr:

✨💫Mentally Ill✨💫

Here is my boi Geordi, I will never draw him again because I literally only write about him, enjoy the one time you'll see him.

Bro the pizza is irrelevant, what matters is that you know you have inherent worth as a human being and that you deserve to be loved regardless of how productive you are or how hard you work. What matters is that you know YOU matter dude, like fr on god

Also yeah if you could pass me that last cheese slice that would be rad as hell actually

Dude for real though your worth as a human being is not dependent on how productive or “useful” you are. You could do nothing but lay in bed all today and you’d still be worthy of respect and care. Bro you are a living breathing human being and your life has inherent value. Like straight up you don’t have to do something impossible or world changing with your time on earth in order for you to matter. We are all specks of dust in the cosmos and the fact that you exist at all means you are important. Dude you don’t have to earn the right to live bro, like I swear bro, like no cap.

*eating disorder recovery montage set to All Star by Smash Mouth*