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"J'suis roi de Bretagne, moi. J'ai pas de conseils à recevoir d'une clodo."

... c'est ça la dernière phrase qu'il adresse à la Dame du lac ? Genre il la revoit pas pendant 15 ans après ce moment ? 😭

"Y'a plus rien qui tient debout, même Kaamelott, y a des lézardes au plafond, la baraque menace de nous tomber sur la gueule." Leodagan

Après avoir vu le film, ça sonne autrement ce moment du livre V 😳

Bon bah j'ai vu Kaamelott premier volet.... et c'était trop bien !!!!!

@smolvampiregirl asked number 32

If you could live in a fictional world, which one would you pick ?

My favorite fandoms are Harry Potter, Star Wars, the Hobbit/LOTR, Game of Thrones, Eragon, Avatar the last airbender, how to train your dragon....

Not Westeros because I would like to live until at least 70 😅

Harry Potter takes Place in our world as Star Wars so if I have not been chosen to be part of it I would still be unable to use the force or magic, so no.

Eragon is a simplified version of Tolkien World even if I love it.

Avatar I would love if I could be a bender, if not... no.

HTTYD, not if I live in a place or a time without dragons.

So... Middle Earth !!! I want to learn sword fighting, use a bow in my everyday life (I have one but haven't use it in years), see elf and dwarves and tolkien architectural wonders !

And you ?

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

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on rigole mais imaginez Caius pendant ce temps il a ouvert un salon de coiffure

It's so fun to me bacause I'm from France and we have A LOT of roundabout and I love to see americans freak out about it as if it was something fucking complicated 😂

I'm sorry but my options are either Adriana Karembeu or Margot Robbie 🤷🏼‍♀️

I have just seen THE hottest take guys - Rosalie Hale should’ve been played by Pamela fucking Anderson *internal screams*

how about we do the ships thing?

put a fandom in my ask and i’ll answer:

otp

favourite canon pairing

worst pairing ever

guilty pleasure pairing

a pairing you want to see more

that pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no” 

favorite non-romantic pair

Who want to write this OS for me, pretty please ?

I always think about what if Bella still didn’t know they were vampires, she was very clueless when she went over his house the first time, and Rosalie crushed the bowl and Bella would be like OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OKAY???? and not stand there like “oh well” LIKE- THATS GLASS

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