I'm sorry but my options are either Adriana Karembeu or Margot Robbie 🤷🏼♀️
I have just seen THE hottest take guys - Rosalie Hale should’ve been played by Pamela fucking Anderson *internal screams*
Toujours surprise qu'il n'y ait jamais eu Foresti (elle est lyonnaise, la même génération que Astier, très pote avec M. Dux bellorum aka le chapon...). Sinon Agnès Jaoui a une grosse vibe Kaamelott je trouve. Kyan Khojandi semble évident, Edouard Baer aussi. On a jamais eu Rayane Bensetti non plus, alors que c'est le poulain de sa mère.
En me basant sur les 2 asterix d'animation (astier et chabat), on peut supposer récupérer Laurent Lafitte, Jérôme Commandeur, Gilles Lellouche ou Gregoire Ludig. Je vous laisse juger si c'est une bonne nouvelle ou pas.
It's... exactly me 🤷🏼♀️
me: i like this thing! my brain: excellent, it’s your reason to live now. you won’t be able to think about anything else for a few days, weeks or even months. talking about virtually anything else will be a nightmare, but so will be talking about The Thing, because no one shares your level of enthusiasm. have fun!
hmmm
the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave
‘I know, bud…
I wouldn’t leave you either.’
How I see vampire physiology :
- Temperature :
It seems stupid to have vampires as cold as ice, because to maintain a frozen temperature, they would need a biological system dedicated to this only goal. And why ? Venom conservation ? If venom if active on human body it needs a human temperature for that so ... no need to be cold.
I think that vampire are cold because they are dead. So like every non-alive item they are as warm as the room they are in. That's why they can hold snow without melting it. But if you put them under a blanket whith someone human or in a hot tub they will have a rise of temperature.
- Skin as hard as stone :
I think their blood circulation is replaced by venom so if tissues are inpregnated by venom they will be slightly modified. So their skin is not hard as stone but it could be indestructible. If venom molecules form a mail/mesh inside the skin, it could still be moved by touch or follow movements but couldn't be pierced or tore apart. And it's that venom's mail that sparkle in the sun .One could pinch Alice's cheeks but wouldn't be able to stab her even whith a sharp knife. Like the sand on the beach, you can push slowly your arm under the sand but if you stab it with your finger you will risk a visit to the hospital.
- Why drinking blood ?
If they have a need to drink it then blood have an utility within their organisms, I think venom replace blood in their blood circulation and that's why their heart doesn’t beat but the other circulatory system still function but slightly differently. Their eyes are still humid to facilitate the movements BUT they don't have tears (it exist only to protect the eyes and theirs aren't as vulnerable as human eyes) inside are still wet too to maintain the possibility of movements (if your organs weren't humid, your abdomen would be impossible to move). Ears and eyes have their liquid replace by venom and that could explain the amelioration of senses.
For that I think blood is necessary to bring essential elements : water for the organism different systems and molecules like hemoglobin, needed to synthetize venom.
- The golden eye color for vegetarian vampire :
Science cannot explain this, Smeyer wanted a physical difference between "good" and "bad" vampires. But it brings a good aesthetic so ... let's keep it 😁
Tell me what do you think !
rate people i do not find attractive and i’ll try to guess your type
She/Her, 28 years old. Big fan of Kaamelott and a lot of other things. Paleontologist. 🦖
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