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J'ai une théorie sur kaamelott et la relation entre Arthur et Guenievre: cette relation est bénie des dieux.

- Arthur retire l'épée du rocher et épouse Guenievre ➡️ tout va bien.

- Arthur refuse de toucher Guenievre ➡️ Arthur est infécond

- Arthur épouse Mevanwi ➡️ la prophétie s'accomplit, la dame du lac est bannie et La Réponse arrive dans le royaume de Logres

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- Arthur retire l'épée et elle perd ses pouvoirs MAIS il réalise son amour pour Guenievre et agit en conséquence et le pouvoir d'excalibur revient plus fort que jamais

En vrai je pense qu'ils ont *sexé* (ou qu'il vont) et que les dieux rétabliront la légitimité d'Arthur en lui offrant un héritier avec Guenievre. Et comme il découvrira qu'il n'est pas infecond et que sa destinée est d'être avec Guenievre, Arthur aura moins besoin de thérapie et se reposera plus sur sa femme.

j'suis retombée sur un post dans lequel tu me disais que ton anniversaire c'était le 29 octobre, du coup même si on est 5 jours plus tard j'voulais quand même te souhaiter un bon anniv 🫶✨

Oh merci, c'est super gentil 🥰

Anyone who sees this can do it, I have no one to tag ;)

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Have you other theories ?

How I see vampire physiology :

- Temperature :

It seems stupid to have vampires as cold as ice, because to maintain a frozen temperature, they would need a biological system dedicated to this only goal. And why ? Venom conservation ? If venom if active on human body it needs a human temperature for that so ... no need to be cold.

I think that vampire are cold because they are dead. So like every non-alive item they are as warm as the room they are in. That's why they can hold snow without melting it. But if you put them under a blanket whith someone human or in a hot tub they will have a rise of temperature.

- Skin as hard as stone :

I think their blood circulation is replaced by venom so if tissues are inpregnated by venom they will be slightly modified. So their skin is not hard as stone but it could be indestructible. If venom molecules form a mail/mesh inside the skin, it could still be moved by touch or follow movements but couldn't be pierced or tore apart. And it's that venom's mail that sparkle in the sun .One could pinch Alice's cheeks but wouldn't be able to stab her even whith a sharp knife. Like the sand on the beach, you can push slowly your arm under the sand but if you stab it with your finger you will risk a visit to the hospital.

- Why drinking blood ?

If they have a need to drink it then blood have an utility within their organisms, I think venom replace blood in their blood circulation and that's why their heart doesn’t beat but the other circulatory system still function but slightly differently. Their eyes are still humid to facilitate the movements BUT they don't have tears (it exist only to protect the eyes and theirs aren't as vulnerable as human eyes) inside are still wet too to maintain the possibility of movements (if your organs weren't humid, your abdomen would be impossible to move). Ears and eyes have their liquid replace by venom and that could explain the amelioration of senses.

For that I think blood is necessary to bring essential elements : water for the organism different systems and molecules like hemoglobin, needed to synthetize venom.

- The golden eye color for vegetarian vampire :

Science cannot explain this, Smeyer wanted a physical difference between "good" and "bad" vampires. But it brings a good aesthetic so ... let's keep it 😁

Tell me what do you think !

@smolvampiregirl asked number 32

If you could live in a fictional world, which one would you pick ?

My favorite fandoms are Harry Potter, Star Wars, the Hobbit/LOTR, Game of Thrones, Eragon, Avatar the last airbender, how to train your dragon....

Not Westeros because I would like to live until at least 70 😅

Harry Potter takes Place in our world as Star Wars so if I have not been chosen to be part of it I would still be unable to use the force or magic, so no.

Eragon is a simplified version of Tolkien World even if I love it.

Avatar I would love if I could be a bender, if not... no.

HTTYD, not if I live in a place or a time without dragons.

So... Middle Earth !!! I want to learn sword fighting, use a bow in my everyday life (I have one but haven't use it in years), see elf and dwarves and tolkien architectural wonders !

And you ?

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

I saw a lot of Jacob bashing after the "kiss" scene in Eclipse and I don't understand why there is so much more Jacob bashing than Edward... I've always been team Edward when I was a teen because I love vampires and it was evidently written than Jacob was meant to be the outsider in this relationship.

But let's talk about bad behaviour ...

On one hand we have Jacob, a teenager in love with a girl he knows since childhood. He kiss her, fully knowing that she don't want to, she punch him, he never try again.

On the other hand we have Edward -the creep- Cullen, a teenager too but a century old, obsessed with a classmate. He is curious about her and his resistance to not suck her dry SO he decides to enter her room while she sleeps and watch her all night long, several nights a week ! And loves that she sleeptalk !

I really think the one to violate her intimacy in this case is not Jacob, yes Jake was violent but it was "just" a kiss. Honestly would you be more traumatized by a stollen kiss from a childhood friend or by learning that the weird guy in your biology class came in your room to watch you sleep ?

And Edward could have seen so much more than just Bella sleeping (as if it isn't already too much) , she could have sleep naked, she could been jerking off while he came to spy, or worse, she could have her period come early while he's here and she's sleepind and no one to stop Edward to succomb to his thirst ,drove mad by the smell of blood...

I kinda love them but Edward and Alice are the worse with Bella, they don't have any respect for her and her choice. They never ask what she wants and when they do and the answer is not what they want , they just ignore it... They "know" so they don't bother and it's the biggest flaw of their character.

It's so fun to me bacause I'm from France and we have A LOT of roundabout and I love to see americans freak out about it as if it was something fucking complicated 😂

Bon bah j'ai vu Kaamelott premier volet.... et c'était trop bien !!!!!

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Après avoir été étonnée de l'apparition de la sœur de Leodagan dans KV1 alors qu'on en avait jamais entendu parlé, je viens de voir qu'elle est évoquée dans l'épisode 2 du livre III "le magnanime" !!!

Guenievre dit : "mon père passe une semaine chez ma tatie en carmelide à picoler et bouffer et quand il revient, on peut plus le tenir !"