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Rosella Fic Recs (Rosalie/Bella)

Completed

So I Hope You See (That I Would Love To Love You) - Olivia_Janae (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: What it comes down to is that it doesn’t matter. She will never tell anyone, least of all this stupid human. It doesn’t matter if her soul feels healed when she is around, the pain she has lived with for so many years suddenly releasing its grip on her lungs and letting her breathe. She refuses to allow this to be true, and so she’ll ignore it. She will not give in to this. Even if Edward is wrong about his mate bond with Bella… even if she knows this for a fact. Rosalie will not give in. She will just turn away… and try not to feel.

Submergence - alligatorblood (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Rosalie volunteers for an experimental trial that miraculously erases traumatic memories. Everything goes well until it doesn’t.

Vocalise - pantheradraconis (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: “From calm and serene to I want to rip you to shreds. Sometimes getting to the part where you can say I love you is a pain in the arse.”-review from ChesireMonkey. Alice saw a vision involving Rose and Bella. How will it affect everyone around them?

Make Me Feel Human - gaysonly666 (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: Edward Cullen decides that he can’t be around Bella after their first encounter in Biology. He strikes a deal with Rosalie, and the two of them swap Biology periods. Bella is surprised to find Rosalie sitting where Edward ought to be. But, that doesn’t mean she’s particularly mad about it. Rosalie, on the other hand, has some warming up to do.

Humans Are Just Like That - alligatorblood (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: Rosalie takes one look at Bella Swan and goes “hmm I like that.”

Love Is a Guess That Deepens - islandofme (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: “Are - are you an angel?” The angel stopped her advance, tilting her head to the right. And then she laughed. The sound shimmered in the air like windchimes. “Nothing so lovely as that, I’m afraid.” aka five times bella guesses what rosalie is & one time she gets it right twice-over

Election - iateyourheart (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: The race for Senior Class President brings the long standing rivalry between Bella Swan and Rosalie Hale to new and interesting levels. AH AU 

And So the Lamb Became the Wolf - UntitledAlsoUnknown (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Bella was left by Edward in New Moon. Her friendship with Jacob results in an accident that pulls her into Sam’s pack. When the Cullens return, Bella imprints on an unexpected member of the family. Rosella all the way. Emmett and Rosalie aren’t mates.

Where Men And Angels Fall - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) [Collection of One-Shots] Summary: Rosalie might be an Ice Queen, but Bella isn’t afraid of the cold. A collection of oneshots for Rosalie and Bella ruffling each other’s feathers, because who does it better?

She Makes The Grass Grow - former-burning-example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Ghost AU. Most people aren’t haunted. At least, not like this.

Every Second of Every Hour - xPaigeTurnerx (ffnet) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: "Do you know what love is? Love is decimation. Love is knowing someone so well that you know exactly how to cut down to their core, what buttons to push and where to prod to drag up their vulnerability. Knowing just how to thoroughly and completely destroy a person… and then not. Of course I’m scared of love. You’d be a damn fool not to be.”

Bluets - Former-Burning-Example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Human AU. After Edward leaves Forks, Bella falls into a friendship with the Hale twins. Kind of.

The Strength of the Sunlight - Former-Burning-Example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Bella moves to Washington. Her new friends are weird.

The Universe Owes Me One - xPaigeTurnerx (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: “Tell me, Bella, do you believe in reincarnation? The concept of soulmates? I didn’t. I believed the universe to be a cold, callous machine that churned out random cruelty, apathetic to the lives it ruined, the lives it took. I believed this for a very long time, and while I never made my peace with it, I came to understand it. As it was, as a fact… and then I met you.”

Forget You - ehemond (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Bella didn’t want to be at her birthday party in the first place, but the Cullens insisted and now she’s here. She doesn’t know who these strangers are, crowding around her and talking about vampires? She really hopes she’s not about to become someone’s dinner. But that blonde goddess is really pretty and also really strong. She might be okay with being her’s…

A Rose By Any Other Name… - T_E_Reynolds (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Twilight canon-divergence fic. Bella moves to Forks but is Rosalie’s singer instead of Edward’s. I’d never given much thought to how I would die- But dying in the place of someone I loved seemed like a good way to go. I stared without breathing across the long room at the hunter, and she smiled pleasantly back at me. Surely is was a good way to die, in place of someone else- Noble even. That had to count for something. I knew that if I’d never come to Forks, I wouldn’t be facing death now. But, terrified as I was, I couldn’t bring myself to regret it. Every decision I’d made, every moment spent in this magical place had been worth it. I took a deep breath and steadied myself as the hunter crouched, her fangs out, preparing to spring….

Colors Burst - BooksandMoons4ever (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: (Established Rosella) Valentine’s Day One-Shot. What shenanigans can these two get into on the day of love?

Unfinished/Part of an Unfinished Series

When Monsters Meet - Greye (ao3) Summary: When a group of poachers destroys a wolf family in the forest around Forks, Chief Swan thought he was rescuing a wolf pup from a slow, lonely death.  What he got instead was the ultimate gift he could receive: a family. In which Bella is Faoladh.

A Bank Of Violets - MollyMauler (ao3) Summary: Bella’s gay and Rosalie is single. A twilight rewrite. DISCLAIMER: the first few chapters will read more like an edit of the original text until the plot diverges and I begin to add in new scenes. More plot divergence=more new content.(Not relationship-centric)

Lay Me Gently - bells_n_roses (ao3) Summary: In a world where the first words your soulmate says to you are printed on your wrist, Bella arrives in Forks with a very distinctive phrase to look out for. Rosalie’s, unfortunately, matches.

Solitude - IncompleteWithoutLife (ffnet) Summary: “Whosoever is delighted by solitude is either a wild beast or a god.” - Aristotle 

Broken Silence - XxUndisclosedDesiresxX (ffnet) Summary: Silence is golden. 

Just The Girl - UntitledAlsoUnknown (ao3) Summary: Bella Swan is coasting by in this life. She just wants to graduate high school without anyone paying too much attention to her. Moving to Forks and quietly finishing high school is a part of the plan. What isn’t part of the plan is a beautiful blonde vampire with an apparent soft spot for a certain brunette. 

Errant Hearts and Moonlit Mistakes - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) Summary: Bella Swan might be a vampire of many years, but she just seems like an insufferable dork to Rosalie. One that won’t go away, and maybe that’s forever. 

Wishing Upon A Black Star - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) Summary: Bella’s very existence destroys Rosalie’s equilibrium, and it doesn’t seem like she can escape. Trust her, she’s tried. So maybe now all she can do is give way to gravity. 

Sing Me To Sleep - WellThisIsSomething (ao3)

Summary: Rosalie Hale had stubbornly refused to acknowledge the presence of her newfound human mate ever since she arrived to Forks. It wasn’t until Edward uncharacteristically blurted out; “She’s going to do it tonight,” that made her halt and realize that even though she wanted nothing more but to be human again, not everyone shared her sentiments.

For the rhyme I would rather say François in Illinois (even if I know that in US you pronouce it "Illinoy") or François in Iowa ! But it's so funny !

"WTF is that ?! Cheese ? No it's not !"

" I'm sorry but an hour drive is not a short drive."

" You cannot have a beer ? But you’re 19 ! You have a gun and a 100k $ student loan but you aren’t responsible enough to drink alcohol ? "

"Why is everybody telling me "Omelette du fromage" it's "AU fromage" ?!"

"Isn't it weird that the president make his serment over the bible ? And singing religious song like Amazing grace before football ?"

I will stop there but the clash between USA and France would be so violent 😂

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

Exactement 😭

Dédicace à toutes les personnes qui ont pris peur parce qu'ils ont crus que Venec était couvert de sang dans le trailer mais que c'était du jus de dattes, on est ensemble les amis on est ensemble

C'est tellement la chanson "le dernier adieu" de la comédie musicale Graal que ça me brise le cœur 😭

anyway, what I realized I hate about the thing that a lot of modern Arthurian adaptations, especially ones that cast Guinevere in the standard rebellious princess mould, do, which is have Guinevere only really loving Lancelot and being forced to marry Arthur for expediency, is that it diminishes the problem. 

The problem is that Guinevere loves both of them and that she is not allowed to have both of them; that Arthur so loves Guinevere and Lancelot that he is able to willfully blind himself to their love; and that Lancelot loves Arthur as his liege lord, and Guinevere so much that he has to betray Arthur. Why would you flatten all that to a forced marriage and a single true love?

Twilight headcanon : Soulmate AU , your scars appear also on your soulmate's body if they are deep enough. After James attacl, Rosalie has a bite bark on her wrist.

Please someone write this, I can't get it out of my head 😭

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