Oh My God, Imagine The Flashbacks Of Edward Today With The Covid ! 🤣

"Y'a plus rien qui tient debout, même Kaamelott, y a des lézardes au plafond, la baraque menace de nous tomber sur la gueule." Leodagan

Après avoir vu le film, ça sonne autrement ce moment du livre V 😳

the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

As a french person I need to add some context and rectification to this.

- France is a "laïque" country, it means that religion, whatever it is, is not welcome at school. If you come at school with a "jesus is my lord and savior" shirt, a kippa, a hijab or any obvious religious sign, you will need to change. It is one of the main points of our constitution.

- In universities, women can wear hijabs, I'm currently studying in France and I can attest that they can

- Burkini were banned and it caused quite the scandal in France. The justification is that as people from "occident" we see the dissimulation of a woman's body as something that can be an obligation by a man or a patriartcal society or religion. And for the government, there are other solution to cover your body that the burkini, which is officialy a religious coverage.

- Halal markets exists and there is also halal products sold in almost every supermarket, it will not be ban

- Mothers who wear veil can be around or in school without problem, I don't even see how it would be possible to prevent them to be near schools. In some place, or cities, almost every women wear some kind of veil, so...

- Everyone can choose the gender of their doctor for a consultation. The exception are places were there is only one doctor for several cities or emergencies. If you came giving birth at a hospital or bleeding , you will be attend to by whoever is there. Man or woman.

- To resume, religion is not something that should dictate, or even be a part of, you public life in France. It's almost against our constitution. And being veiled is seen as an extreme way of practicing Islam. Many muslim women aren’t. In the same way, catholics who show their religion in their public life or job can be judged too but it isn't shown by clothes so it's harder to pass a law against it.

Women who wear a simple veil or hijab aren’t bothered by the law (even if racism is always a problem), it's concern those who wear burkas, facial veils and burkini (who can be replace by a leggin and a long sleeve shirt and then there is no problem). Honestly is ther a non-muslim country where they can wear complete burkas without any skin or eyes visible ?

I don't say that islamophobia is not a problem in France, it is and it is a big problem. But laicity is a pillar for our country and it concerns every religions.

How did I not hear about France banning hijabs? What’s going on?

long story short, there’s legislation in the process of being passed that would

ban girls under 18 from wearing any form of religious head covering in public, and although it’s obviously aimed at muslim women, it would also affect other faith groups that practice similar forms of modest dress

ban islamic swimwear in schools and public (there is already a modest swimwear ban in place at public beaches, this just extends it)

ban mothers wearing hijab from entering schools or participating in school field trips or extra curriculars

ban the slaughter of halal poultry - the cheapest and most easily accessible form of meat protein for the muslim community

extend school hijab bans to universities

prevent muslim women from choosing healthcare providers based on gender (which many muslim women prefer to do, since many exams require removal of clothing, etc)

ban muslim parents from homeschooling

force halal markets to sell pork and alcohol or face closure

ban foreign flags at weddings

To all fanfic writers out there : if you want to include some french culture references or language or anything about France, I want to help you. So, if you want, ask me ! 😊

Astier qui écrit ses scénarios, je le vois trop comme Amonbofis dans Mission Cleopatre quand il dit :

"Une idée ! Il me faut trouver une idée !... Ça y est, j'ai trouvé ! Oh, je viens d'avoir une idée horrible ! Non, deux ! Même trois ! Oh là là, oh j'ai plein d'idées, oh je suis trop fort, ts-ts-ts-ts-ts !"

Hey la commu Kaamelott, ça vous dirait d'organiser une rencontre sur Paris, genre aller prendre un café et parler du roi, du graal ou de pattes de canard en vrai ?

@sloubs @gerceval @kaamelott-blog hesitez pas à identifier des mutu

Fact time : the place where they had the Metal/Marie Antoinette scene is the Conciergerie, which was a prison where a lot of people were detained in horrible conditions. One of its most famous prisonners was... Marie Antoinette, who lived her last days there before being brought to the gallows.

The blood spraying out of the Conciergerie symbolised (for me) all the deaths linked to this-still very interesting- place.

an incomplete list of some Things that happened in the olympic opening ceremony

Both Lady Gaga and Celine Dion gave performances

Three teenagers got lost in the catacombs with the olympic flame and got saved by the phantom of the opera

a ménage à trois

20 different pink clad marie antoinettes holding their own chopped off heads watched a metal concert

Dionysius showed up to preach about sobriety??

a guy dressed as Napoleon did BMX tricks

the peace flag was carried by this horsewoman of the apocalypse

The phantom of the opera did parkour. a lot of parkour

3 seperate pianos were rained on

One was on fire

The on fire piano was involved in a very sincere rendition of John Lennon's Imagine

They never actually explained the phantom of the opera bit? I was really expecting him to look different

The minions stole the mona lisa

Are the minions french???

A french man in red white and blue played the accordion while wearing a beret

In conclusion: excellent entertainment, excellent showing off, good luck america trying to top this

16, 25, 13, 68 et 70 hehe

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Les antivax extermistes, les pro-life, les connards qui ont profané la stèle de Simone Veil et ceux qui approuvent cet acte sur les réseaux.... et de nombreux autres mais rien de personnels ^^'

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

Bien, j'ai faim 😅 Sinon j'ai enfin convaincu ma soeur de se mettre à Game of Thrones donc je passe de supers moments à la regarder réagir à la série

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

Oui, je suis NULLE pour garder contact donc j'ai perdu 99% de mes ami(e)s de vue et ils me manquent souvent

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Ma sœur, de nombreuses théories sur Game of Thrones 😂

70: Is there anyone you would die for? 

Ma famille, ma meilleure amie

@awfullysinfullyyours

I made a post about vampire physiology and it include the sparkling, if you want to see it and debate, just go on my profile :)

Random part of vampire physiology I decide to be mad about today: why do they only sparkle in direct sunlight??? Like the rays of the sun are still the same if it comes through the clouds the f???