Hey La Commu Kaamelott, ça Vous Dirait D'organiser Une Rencontre Sur Paris, Genre Aller Prendre Un Café

Vu que la communauté est pour le moment trop dispersée pour une rencontre, ça intéresserait qui de créer un discord kaamelott pour faciliter la discussion, créer des salons thématiques, etc ?

Hey la commu Kaamelott, ça vous dirait d'organiser une rencontre sur Paris, genre aller prendre un café et parler du roi, du graal ou de pattes de canard en vrai ?

@sloubs @gerceval @kaamelott-blog hesitez pas à identifier des mutu

In France we have a show called "Les enfoirés" which is a concert with 40-or so artists (very famous french or francophone artists, we had Celine Dion for several years) that perform for free during a week. The show is filmed and visible on TV. Then the CDs and DVDs are sold and the profit goes to a caritative organisation called Les restos du coeur who offer food to people in need especially during winter.

It exist since 1989 and there is a show once a year in January (March on TV). It's very popular in France.

Is there something similar in other countries ?

Mais je pensais que vous auriez trouvé une petite clairière… avec un ruisseau. Les tocards prennent toujours leur retraite près d’un ruisseau, à cause de la soif. Pourtant une retraite, c’est une retraite de tout, ne croyez-vous pas ? Moi, quand j’ai plus rien à faire ici, je me retire… Plus une goutte d’eau. Plus un rayon de soleil. Je me dessèche, de la tête aux pieds, en un petit cadavre sous un tas de feuilles… Les saisons me survolent sans me soupçonner… Et puis, un jour, la corneille raconte qu’elle a entendu au loin quelqu’un qui recommence à pleurer. Guenièvre ! Guenièvre ! Alors là, j’ouvre un œil, je rampe, mangeant la neige, léchant l’eau croupie… et mes ennemis tressaillent, car à me voir boire, ils comprennent que je suis de retour.

Méléagant, Kaamelott Livre V

Françaises, Français, mes chers compatriotes.... Sujet de tension et de controverse, on se retrouve cette semaine afin de déterminer où commence le Sud de la France hexagonale.

J'ai donc placé 7 lignes sur cette carte à des endroits où potentiellement faire commencer le Sud. Votez ce qui s'en approche le plus pour vous et n'hésitez pas à préciser dans les tags si mes découpages ne vous conviennent pas.

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

Et qui après la regarde genre "euh... c'était pas prévu ça !" quand elle s'éteint 😅

Arthur qui retire Excalibur precipitament ds le livre VI comme s’il avait peur que ca marche pas puis qui la regarde flamber comme une première rencontre vs Arthur qui retire Excalibur ds kv1 calmement, en sachant parfaitement toutes les emmerdes qui vont avec et qui la manie comme on retrouve une vieille amie

Narnia : the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

I was like 8 and it was so beautiful !

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

Not mine, but I absolutely live this!

Hey ! I have a headcanon but I can't write it , could you do it for me, pretty please ? 😇

It's Billy's birthday, Bella give him a present and tell him that Esme help her. He frowns but open it anyway and it's... a realistic painting of Ephraim and the first pack. Because the Cullen have met them and could talk about them to the current Quileute and he realise that only now.

Thank you💖 This is a great headcanon! I'm sorry I spent some time thinking about how to write it. Here it is. 

"Have they really gone?” Billy asked as Bella pushed him into the house.

"Yes. Except for me and Edward." Bella looked around the room. Jacob was nowhere to be seen.

"He went to the grocery store," Billy said to her.

"Emmett and Rosalie got enrolled at a university in Europe. Alice and Jasper went to South America. Carlisle had found a job in Vermont and he got there last week. Esme stayed a few days longer for her project, and she got on a plane this morning to Vermont."

"I have to say, this is the best birthday present ever." 

"After everything… everything that had happened here, they felt that the sooner they left the better. Carlisle said the fewer people we stay here, the less impact we would make on the tribe"

"Hum. It's a pity he didn't realize it earlier." Billy said bitterly.

He remembered feeling the chills running down his back when the vampire doctor called. How he wished that those vampires did not exist, that the vampires did not put his children's lives in danger over and over again. He could finally relax. They were gone and will never return.

"I thought I’ll see you later at Charlie's. What brought you here?" Billy habitually went into the kitchen to offer Bella the fried fish that had just been cooked. Just as he was about to fetch the fish, he realized that he had forgotten that she was a vampire now, with sculptural pale figure, weird eyes and pungent smell like the mix of shampoo and cream.

He went back to the living room and looked at Bella sitting on the sofa. He was still not sure if it was still ‘the Bella’ who ran around while he and Charlie were fishing, who beat little Jacob to tears with the mud, who would roll down the van window and greet him warmly when they met.

But still, once Billy thought that she would leave like the rest of the Cullens one day, he felt his heart aches.

"Esme asked me to bring you something."

"Again. We don't take charity, or any 'compensate of penance'."

"It's not money. Wait for me, will you?" Bella went out at human speed and returned with a large, delicate rectangular package.

Billy frowned and didn't reach out to take it. He refused to accept anything from the vampires. The woman's smell was still lingered on it.

Esme. 

Billy wondered. He didn't know the vampire doctor's wife and tries to avoid the Cullens whenever he goes to town to run errands. In his vague impression, Esme was a strange person. When he met her once in the supermarket, she caught him in the eye, smiled at him, and quickly grabbed her bags and left the store. And Jacob and Seth like the sandwiches she made.

No matter what, she's the leader’s wife. She's a vampire. Small acts of kindness could never make up for the harm they caused because they were not supposed to disturb their lives at the first place.

"Please? We made this together, me and Esme." 

Billy gave up, took it, and unwrapped the package.

To his surprise, it was a portrait, as real as a photo, painted three members of the pack whose names were written at the bottom, Ephraim Black, Levi Uley, and Quill Atoeara II.

"This is..."

"She painted the 1930s shape-shifters as she remembered them."

Billy stared at the three young men in the picture. He had never known what Ephraim looked like in his youth. Ephraim's few remaining photographs, taken in his later years, were kept in the Black’s family album. It had been so long since Billy had looked through the album that Ephraim's face had blurred in his memory. As far as he could remember, his grandfather always had white hair, wrinkles on his forehead, and a scar near his brow.

Carefully, Billy ran his finger over the scar on Ephraim's left brow on the portrait.

"Well. I'm glad that the vampires are gone and we’re finally in peace again." Billy put the portrait down and leaned it against the wall.

"Seven o 'clock at Charlie's. Don't forget. There’s a cake for you." Bella tried to hide her disappointment when Billy didn't talk about the portrait as if it did not exist.

"Did he make the cake or did he buy it?"

"Will you eat it if he made it?" Bella teased.

"Hell no." Billy laughed. He felt like his Bella was back.

"Tell her. Esme. Tell her I said thanks." Billy said to Bella as she walked out of the house.

Desna: Every family has a gay cousin.

Korra: Really?

Eska: Statistically speaking that’s actually fairly accurate.

Korra: I don’t have a gay cousin.

Eska: Korra, you are the gay cousin.

Korra: