Accounts PT 2 !!

❝Asking Your Parents for Money!❞

Summary!: Asking Ada (+ chuuya and aku) for money!

Characters: Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi, Ranpo, Kunikida, Fukuzawa and Yosano!!

a/n: making these is so fun. dazai gave birth to you out of his ass.

a/n: If any of these are mischaracterized um.. think of it as fannon!!

Hello my friend, Happy New Year to you. I hope you read my story and help me with my link, whether by donating or sharing. This is big for me. Thank you.❤️😍🙏

https://gofund.me/46ce1af1

I hope you get the funds ❤️🍉

❝Haruhi has a What?!❞

summary: Oneshot with Haruhi Fujioka!

Description: You and Haruhi have been dating for some time but don't attend the same school. So you decide to visit her!

Pairings: Haruhi Fujioka x GN reader

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Haruhi picked up her phone that's been ringing for the past 5 minutes. She checked the contact to see the name 'Y/n <3'. She smiled slightly before picking it up. "Hello?" She asked into the phone. A few seconds of silence before a voice spoke out to her. "Haruhi! I just got out of school early so I thought what better way to spend it then to spend it with you!" You say happily into the phone riding the train.

"You're coming now? I mean it's sweet and all but I'm still here after school." She said before noticing Kyoya looking at her. "I have to go but if you do drop by I'm in Music Room 3." Haruhi said before hanging up. When you heard the phone beep you pouted slightly. You didn't even get to say 'I love you' to her!

"Please silence your phone next time Haruhi. You can't pick up a call when with customers." Kyoya said with a smile on his face as she nodded. "Got it senpai.." She said before going to back to the girls she was talking to.

Soon enough you opened the door to Music Room 3 to look for Haruhi. Besides it was almost time for her to go home. You scanned the room when Kyoya walked up to you. "Pardon me but I don't think I recognize you. Do you come to this school?" He asked you with a smile as he held his notebook. You shook your head no. "I don't go here. I'm only picking up my girlfriend." You say looking away from him to scan for Haruhi. "I see. What's your girlfriend's name?" He asked you. Before you could answer Haruhi came over when he saw you.

"Y/n? You actually came?" Haruhi asked with a slightly shocked expression. You beamed and engulfed Haruhi in a hug. "Of course I came silly! I think your dad would scold me if I let you walk by yourself." You say with a smile. Haruhi chuckles slightly. "Yeah I guess you're right." She said hugging you back. Kyoya seemed slightly shocked before he smiled giving you two some space.

Haruhi still had to stay for a bit longer to wrap up the end of the host club. So like a good partner you waited outside till she said you could go back in. You got a few weird looks from students passing by but they minded their business nonetheless. Once she said you could come in you happily followed her as she needed to grab her stuff.

Though the host club was staring at you while you waited. It was a few seconds before two twins came up to you. "We've never seen you around before." Said one of them. "Yeah. How are you so close to Haruhi?" asked the other. You just simply smiled. "Well she's my girlfriend? I go to a different school that's why." You answered them. They looked quite shocked before smirking. They turned their head to look over to where the other people are standing and said in unison "Oh Boss! Guess what!" A blonde guy looked at them and tilted his head.

"What is it? Hikaru? Kaoru?" He asked. The twins, Hikaru and Kaoru, beckoned him to come over as the slung their arms over your shoulder. "This person right here. Is your Haruhi's little partner." They said in unison. The blonde guy froze in shock before he sulked in the corner. Haruhi came back with her stuff ready to leave when she saw what was happening. She only sighed knowing they found out. "Leave them alone Hikaru and Kaoru." Haruhi said with a sigh walking towards you.

The looked at each other and shrugged letting go of you. "Before all of you start asking questions this is my partner Y/n L/n." Haruhi said gesturing to you to which you wave at them. They didn't have a chance to speak before Haruhi took your hand and pulled you away. She didn't want to deal with their questions about you and her.

The club stood there for a few minutes before all collectively thought one thing. Haruhi has a what?!

a/n: is this skibidi 😕

Chapter Nine: Bro is NOT nonchalant

you already know bro.

this took a while bcs i wasn't feeling good (physically and mentally) so enjoy this longish chapter :3

the next one im not sure when i'll make and post but hopefully it won't take months again

masterlist | next chapter

taglist!: @sugurumybeloved , @freakywhenshefaded , @11sophiq , @peskybirdysya , @august-screams-intothevoid , @lovingyeet , @greeningout , @lizbix , @sixxze, @olteacup, @garlicforthewin, @h0rnyp0t, @syqashiee

hey bakas. Unfortunately @sugurumybeloved has found the dangers of status and is currently being consumed by it (me too) so i dont think shes gonna be online or posting..

WAIT I HAVE A SS OF MY RP WAIT

HELO ME

But anyway yeah! She forced me make this..

Who's ur biggest hear me out that you are still trying to get me to hear you out on

ummm

h-h-hear me out on kinichi pls :3

❝random Ryūnosuke Akutagawa headcanons!❞

summary: headcanons (that probably aren't cannon) with Aku <33

pairings: akutagawa x gn reader

a/n: my friend had to help me with these 😼 (come back the kids miss you)

a/n: these are lazy so they might not be (def not) cannon or good 😖

• Akutagawa pretends to not like you in public but when you're alone he acts like the best boyfriend ever.

• He would keep the relationship a secret but only to protect you from any dangers since he's in the Port Mafia.

• He would call you when he has a chance when he's alone at the Mafia just to check up on you.

• Gin would know of your relationship and she would be your biggest supporter.

• You would live with Akutagawa and Gin.

• Gin would ask you to do her hair since she loves you playing and brushing it.

• You would have movie nights with the two of them.

• When you first met Gin, she was nervous with you, but she got comfortable. After you started going over for a month she got used to your presence and you being there. (ROOTBEERRR)

• You moved in with them after almost 2 years of dating.

• Higuchi would still have a crush on Akutagawa but he would be more distant than he is in the anime.

• Akutagawa would def take you out on dinner dates or café dates.

• He gets your favorite flowers on your anniversary or on dates.

• In a modern au he would have a private account where he replies to your posts. (and before you started dating he yapped about you)

• He's not a big fan of cuddling but it happens sometimes during the middle of the night.

• You have date nights every two weeks, that consist of amusement parks, restaurants, and sometimes if you don't want to go out, he'll set up something nice!

• If he had to comfort you, he'd be a little shy at first, trying not to tightly hug you or sit still next to you. Seeing you cry makes him cry, so expect him to be a bit on edge- his heart will break a little.

• If you have scars, he takes time to admire them and make you feel confident about them.

"Look, it's almost the shape of a star. Because you're my star."

• Your social media profiles probably look a little something like this:

• If you were in public, he'd hold your hand and rub his thumb along your knuckles.

• When you can't sleep, he whispers sweet nothings into your ear, kissing your forehead with a smile.

• HE DOES NOT FALL ASLEEP UNTIL HE KNOWS YOURE ASLEEP. I REPEAT- HE 👏 DOES 👏 NOT 👏 FALL 👏 ASLEEP 👏 UNTIL 👏 HE 👏 KNOWS 👏 YOU'RE ASLEEP!!

• His favorite type of weather is either wind or rain. If you ever come over while it's raining, you might (100% will) notice him sitting on the porch watching the rain. It makes him feel peaceful.

• He definitely smiles with his eyes before his lips. He's used to having a mask in the mafia and giving fake smiles, so it's no hard feelings when he does it.

• He absolutely ADORES you when you call him 'Aku'. He also folds at terms like "sweetheart", "baby", "my love". In turn, he likes to call you "darling" or "honey". He's not a person who's big on pet names anyways, so take it or leave it.

• When you leave for work before him, he gets bored and lays on your side of the bed. It's still warm, and your scent lies within the pillow. Obviously, he's not a weirdo, but could you really blame him? He's inlove with you! He might spam you a couple times with positive affirmations to have a good day and then go back to sleep (he imagines you next to him)

a/n: this is so not cannon but whatever.

tyy for the tag :3

i love the cats (im so orange cat coded trust)

tagging: @niko-the-clown, @jeffbuckleymylove, @mydark-impulse, +anyone who wants to join

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒: 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ "𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 + 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒," 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑔 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒.

thanks @ghosts-and-blue-sweaters and @cbuttonduo for the tag!! <3

wow i’m obsessed with this and i feel it’s fairly accurate!!

tags (no pressure): @thewildballyntynesgrow @bronzetomatoes @cloverstellar @clingyduoapologist @seeking-elsewhither @thoughts-of-caly

Chapter 4: Bro.

i'm gonna die. i have a lisp bc im getting braces.

I KEEP GETTING MADE FUN OF MY FAMILY AND SOME RANDOM GUY IN MY CLASS KMS

anyway.

Pairing: Kusuo Saiki x GN Reader!

'Gyatt!' ← Thoughts!

"Gyatt" ← Speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki's thoughts!

"Gyatt!" ← Saiki speaking!

'Gyatt!' ← Saiki speaking to one person via mind

masterlist | next chapter!

"Why do I have to answer it?!"

You whispered to Kusuo who was currently being tugged on by Yuuta. You were over at his house because you needed homework answers. He had to babysit Yuuta since his mom was out and he dragged you with him when he felt Teruhashi's presence. The doorbell rang and he was making you answer it. "Because you owe me for giving you homework answers." He said to you as you groan.

Before you both could do anything, Yuuta opened the door. "Um. Cybor Cider Man Number Two! Come quick! You too, Cyborg Cider Man Number Two's partner!" Yuuta said dragging you and Saiki to the door. It was Teruhashi. "Oh! L/n? Saiki? What are you both doing?" Teruhashi asked with a small smile. 'What?! Why is L/n with Saiki?! And why is this little brat calling them Saiki's partner?! Okay, calm down Kokomi. You're perfect. Saiki will fall for you!' Teruhashi thought as Saiki internally groaned.

"Oh, me and Ku- Saiki, were babysitting Yuuta. I live around the corner." You said to stop yourself from using Kusuo's first name. He told you not to since it would draw suspicion. "Oh, how nice! I was invited by Mrs. Saiki so she could teach me how to cook!" Teruhashi said with a smile. 'Beat that L/n! Not only was a perfect pretty girl invited to his house, but his mom likes me!' Teruhashi thought.

"Oh, I love Ku- Mrs. Saiki's cooking! I haven't had it in so long!" You say with a smile. "Oh, you've met her?" Teruhashi asked with a tight smile. "Yeah? We're childhood friends and neighbors." You say with a nod. Kusuo tried to leave but Yuuta kept a firm grip on him. You, Kusuo, Yuuta, and Teruhashi went to Kusuo's house. He was carrying Yuuta, you were right beside him, and Teruhashi was beside you.

"Oh my! Ku, you look like a married couple with Y/n!" Kurumi said to her son looking at you, Kusuo, and Yuuta. Teruhashi awkwardly shifted on her feet. "Oh, Teruhashi, I forgot to buy ingredients and I have a meeting! Could you wait a little while while I attend it and buy the ingredients?" Kurumi said to Teruhashi, looking apologetic. Teruhashi nodded with a polite smile. "It's no worry, Mrs. Saiki! I can wait." She said with a smile.

To be fair, you weren't paying attention. Yuuta and you were having a staring contest. When he blinked, you snickered and he pouted at you. He tugged on Kusuo to tattle on you. "Cyborg Cider Man number two! They cheated!" Yuuta tattled on you. You gasp dramatically. "He's lying. You can't cheat in a staring contest." You say poking his side as he laughed. "You did cheat!" Yuuta said with a giggle.

Teruhashi could only look at the three of you. Kurumi's sentence from before ran through her head. 'Why is L/n so buddy-buddy with Saiki of all people? Saiki's hard to get close to... and L/n isn't the type he would hang out with. So what gives?' She thought looking at you and Yuuta bickering playfully. "Oh um, I actually think I forgot! My parents need me today, it escaped my mind, how about another day Mrs. Saiki?" Teruhashi said bowing to Kurumi as she smiled. "Oh, it's not a problem! I'd love to have you over another day!" Kurumi beamed with a wave of her hand.

Teruhashi nodded politely before leaving the house, and Kurumi soon followed after to head to her meeting. Kusuo sighed before turning his attention back to you and Yuuta who was pulling on your hair as you fought. Five minutes. That's all he asks for. He's never getting peace. Especially not at school, not with what Teruhashi witnessed.

taglist!: @sugurumybeloved, @freakywhenshefaded, @11sophiq, @peskybirdysya, @august-screams-intothevoid, @lovingyeet, @greeningout

SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG :((

Stay safe alphas <33

reblog to inform others :333

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