0cean10 - Hi

Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

*my friend is happy and talks a lot* my mind: "yay that's nice I'm happy for her"

*my friend talks less/her tone changed* my mind: " you stupid asshole she hates you you did sth wrong she hates you so much you're a horrible friend you dont deserve her as a friend you're ruining everything you're horrible you're the worst friend ever"

I HATE THAT I HAVE IT LIKE THAT #bpd ✌🏻

Thats my fucking mood right now

how am I supposed to be happy when I am simply not????????

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

Its time.

so apparently my city has a superhero. and a supervillain. who like, do activism. and. my mom. is dating the supervillain.

let him motivate you

favorite tweets

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

Foodspiration - recipe ♡

Asian inspired zucchini noodles

Ingredients:

1 medium zhuccini (55kcal)

1 carrot (14kcal)

1 cucumber (30kcal)

3 tbsp teriyaki sauce (45kcal)

2 tsp white sesame + 1 tsp black sesame (51kcal)

Spicy paprika powder, salt, pepper, a little bit of very spicy sauce (I used habanero)

= 195kcal!

Preparing:

1. Make noodles from zucchini (just very long shreds using julienne peeler).

2. Grate/shred carrot & cucumber

3. Combine everything in a bowl. Enjoy!