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Xenomorph - Blog Posts
the benefits of dating a shapeshifting vampire i wanted to do some classy portrait style art for them but this invaded my brain don't know if i want theses two to officially start dating but its tempting, also yes Sabrian is talented enough in vicissitude to pull stuff like this
Drawing is so freaking epic!
no >:3
Humans Are Crazy
Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.
Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?
Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.
Alien: What??
Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.
Alien: wHAT?!
Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.
Alien: WHaT ?!?!
Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.
Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.
Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.
EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…
Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*
Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf
Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS
Cool sci-fi/near future stuff
Random cool pics vol. 1 For my bday
This was supposed to be for Alien day but I was laaate finishing up the art. Anyway y'all better listen to Ripley and follow quarantine procedure, stay safe.
Funny little xeno
I was commissioned to draw this lil man
really enjoyed alien romulus and have had xenomorphs on the brain ever since
RIpley
Last xmas gift done. Late, of course. ALIENS!
decided to do a quick lil xeno queen drawing for alien day. been awhile since i drew fanart lol (btw thanks to yall who showed up to our silly stream)