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I had this thought today. These two are more similar than one would think. And thus, I think they'd get along pretty well. Taskmaster being more of the serious one while Ghost being a bit more of the reckless one.  And before people begin bashing on the MCU Taskmaster, well guess what? I love her and think she's fine. Y'all need to worry about Kang tbh.

I’m watching spiderman. Why is taskmaster in short shorts 😭

I’ve been traumatized, bamboozled, crying, I seek help 😞

Greg Davies is Gaston and Alex Horne is LeFou. I will be taking no further questions

Initial thoughts: Yelena looks like a goddess, Bob does not want to be here, Alexei and John are vibing together and Bucky’s hair is going through a mid-life crisis

What do you want to say to all the couples out there watching?

Jason Mantzoukas's Taskmaster Series 19 Interview

Change me!!!

I want all of you to send me whichever you want so blow my messages up!!

Bread fight in the ocean 💦 🚢💦

What do you want to say to all the couples out there watching?

Jason Mantzoukas's Taskmaster Series 19 Interview

omg. I love him so much.

Jason Mantzoukas's Series 19 Interview | Taskmaster

beautiful work, op. My favorite Goya. 😍

Greg-ified classic paintings vol. 3:

“Taskmaster Smooching His Assistant”

I'm going to see Thunderbolts* tomorrow and I'm so freaking excited

i watched thunderbolts yesterday night and i am not the same person i was before i sat down in that theater. the mental health representation, the anti heroes banding together, the start of their redemption arcs, yelena's monologue, john walker being (surprisingly and unfortunately) funny, bob's entire character in general, james buchanan barnes (obviously), THE HUG??? someone needs to sedate me before i do something insane like trying to shift into this universe to be friends with everyone as if it's still 2020.

😂 Poor Alex

I'm not a gif maker, but has anyone giffed what appears to be Andy Devonshire just on the ground with his hand over his face at the end?

Taskmaster, Series 7, Episode 1

😂🤣

Reading Taskmaster Fan Fiction, part 1

This and the eat your sandwich task from S4 might be my favourites...

*runs off to watch both on youtube**

Rewatching S14E3, and the 'put the sand in the trolly' task is absolutely hilarious.

John Kearns being so bad on this show anyway, it makes it so much better he got the sabotage task. Dara and Fern just thinking he wad an idiot before they knew, and how mad they got is just *chefs kiss*.

Look at Baba's face 😅

Think Morgana did it with the paint too

Here's to all the Taskmaster contestants who did something so outrageous that Alex Horne had to look at the camera and sincerely instruct viewers not to try to do it themselves.

Guys

GUYS

Loving how they used the comic design for the new red star ⭐

Loving how they used the comic design for the new red star ⭐

just some taskmaster quotes out of context...

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice onto the crotch of your safari suit and have a breakdown!

There is pineapple in my ass, correct.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!

Thank you very much for your nice message of welcome. Please excuse me while I grind fox faeces into this salutation.

I WILL BREATHE DOWN A PHONE TODAY!

You were mystified by your own balls!

I'm not sure that the anti-capitalist stance was brought home by the toast- titted woman.

It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming onto the stage afterwards and having a shit!

IT'S NOT FARTY!

Marco bit your balls, though!

YAHOO! I'M GOING TO THE SHED!

But how am I supposed to kill you with your own shoes?

I'LL HIT YOU LATER WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A CUP OF TEA!!

I would PAY to see the teams from taskmaster season 7 attempt the karaoke task from season 10. Can you imagine Rhod Gilbert, Phil Wang and James Acaster singing Somebody You Trust?

Pure gold.

lovely assistant, little alex HOORRRRRNNNE (with squeal)

I made a thing…

Black Widow spoilers ahead! Read at your own risk.

OK so I'm not the biggest fan of the Black Widow ending. Why? To me it felt like they were just doing Captain America vs Winter Soldier all over again. Doesn't matter to me that it was women instead of men this time with Black Widow vs Taskmaster. It felt like I'd seen it before so I didn't feel invested in it. I was much more invested in them freeing the Black Widows that the Red Room still had. I'm probably going to get flak for this opinion but that just my opinion. Might delete this later if it gets to be too much idk.

not saying anything bc spoilers but this cast…yeah it’s a good one…

diva at the taskmaster taping with an ollie plimsolls panto jumper on…make yourself known

Real random :]

From devil's reign

If tony was in thunderbolts as soon as void shows up: